Today, while I was trying to explain to my friend how smoking weed everyday doesn't make you stupid, I forgot what I was talking about mid-sentence. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to give a deposition ahead of a trial in which my former boss is accused of fraud. I'm not a smart man, and I smoked a joint before heading out to try to calm my nerves. I got way too high and ended up giggling like an idiot through half the deposition. FML
Today, while giving a brief presentation at work, I blanked out on what I was going to say. I tried to make a joke and tell them I'd had a brain fart, but all I managed to say was, "I farted." Well, at least they all laughed. FML
Today, I had a really big debate in my English Class about the legalization of weed. My group had to state reasons why weed shouldn't be legal and no one except me had prepared. My partner came to class totally stoned. Our group lost the debate. We got an F. FML
Today, my asshat roommate tricked me into eating a weed brownie. I thought it was his terrible attempt at baking regular brownies until it kicked in at college. I was so high, I started giggling like a schoolgirl when my instructor said "Dickens". Now everyone thinks I'm a retard. FML
Today, I had to give a joint presentation at college. My partner was so high, she couldn't even pronounce her own name properly in her introduction. I'm pretty sure her antics are going to get us both failed hard. FML
Today, whenever I get into arguments, I end up mixing up words. I was trying to prove a point by saying a type of chips, and was debating between Dorito chips or BBQ chips. I ended up saying "burrito chips." I said my friend would "sell me out for a bag of burrito chips." FML
Today, my parents felt the need to lecture me about how people who "smoke the reefer" are a "waste of life" and will never amount to anything. I was baked during the entire conversation, and actually ended up breaking down in tears, because I realized they were totally right. FML
Today, I came home to my parents holding my marijuana. They told me that I had the stupidest hiding place ever, and that I was, "not only a pothead, but a dumbfuck pothead." FML
Today, I found another comment online referencing, "Smoke weed everyday." With all due respect for smoking weed, when will people learn that "every" and "day" need to be two separate words in that context? This is seriously making it hard for me to focus on my work. FML
Today, I was high on Marijuana and scrolling through Facebook when I couldn't figure out why I was seeing so much FML Posts no matter how far I scrolled and I was getting annoyed. Then I realized I was specifically on the FML Facebook Page and forgot because I was so high. FML
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CryMoreFMLs 15
It happens to the... um... what was I saying... Damn, I forgot.
bonezisme 0
nice sounds like short term hit you bad
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mariemhahaha19 0
haha weed is so not bad for you at all!!
mamaklm 0
I do not feel the need to read all the comments above for I believe they will all be similar nonsense. marijuana is a HERB regardless the thc in it
emilyexplicit 0
I hate potheads. stoners are okay, but potheads are annoying as ****. stop frying your brain
JavIin 0
So you think other things, like coke and oxy, are better then weed? Wow. How does THAT work? Other then the fact that maybe with shit like E, and acid, you feel awesome while on it. Because all of the things I just named, can really **** you up even after you're off it. Weed cannot.
marcxikk 0
whether it's an herb or not it still contains that dangerous chemical that isn't good for you no matter if weed makes u stupid or smarter making the choice to do something illegal and potentially dangerous no matter what the risk is stupid. doing it not only affects you but also the people around you I had a friend who's brother does sht and then ruined their family and made her depressed what kind of benefit is that? so to all the people defending it don't just think about urselves think about the repercussions of ur actions.
zachattack7731 4
tell em!
daarlingdamsel 0
Weed is no worse for you than alcohol. In fact, God created it (if you are a God fearing individual, if not, then to each their own) and for Christians/Jews/Muslims to say that it is bad is saying that God created something bad...which he didn't. Bottom line, when used in moderation and responsibly, weed isn't bad for you. It's actually a fantastic experience and can be a lot of fun with far fewer side effects than drinking alcohol. Just because the government says it bad doesn't mean it is. They don't know what the hell they are talking about 3/4ths of the time.
Kushman10 0
let's get faded daarlingdamsil.
steveakafranxy 7
why is your best argument "it's fun?"
kthxbai123 1
thats why you don't do drugs.
xXDubbleChic 11
I dont smoke and that happens to me all the time. lol. gotta love ADHD
cetlawizard 15
smoking weed DOESN'T make anyone stupid @ DOESN'T kill brain cells. Anybody who says it does is either just plain ignorant to the truth or is a total liar. do the research ppl, b4 you make an idiotic comment as though you know what ur talking about..I used to smoke every day and my IQ is STILL 191!
sk8erd 15
just don't lecture when your stoned
Emster689 0
somking weed may not make you stupid, but only a stupid person would smoke weed...