Today, while I was trying to explain to my friend how smoking weed everyday doesn't make you stupid, I forgot what I was talking about mid-sentence. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to give a deposition ahead of a trial in which my former boss is accused of fraud. I'm not a smart man, and I smoked a joint before heading out to try to calm my nerves. I got way too high and ended up giggling like an idiot through half the deposition. FML
Today, while giving a brief presentation at work, I blanked out on what I was going to say. I tried to make a joke and tell them I'd had a brain fart, but all I managed to say was, "I farted." Well, at least they all laughed. FML
Today, I had a really big debate in my English Class about the legalization of weed. My group had to state reasons why weed shouldn't be legal and no one except me had prepared. My partner came to class totally stoned. Our group lost the debate. We got an F. FML
Today, my asshat roommate tricked me into eating a weed brownie. I thought it was his terrible attempt at baking regular brownies until it kicked in at college. I was so high, I started giggling like a schoolgirl when my instructor said "Dickens". Now everyone thinks I'm a retard. FML
Today, I had to give a joint presentation at college. My partner was so high, she couldn't even pronounce her own name properly in her introduction. I'm pretty sure her antics are going to get us both failed hard. FML
Today, whenever I get into arguments, I end up mixing up words. I was trying to prove a point by saying a type of chips, and was debating between Dorito chips or BBQ chips. I ended up saying "burrito chips." I said my friend would "sell me out for a bag of burrito chips." FML
Today, my parents felt the need to lecture me about how people who "smoke the reefer" are a "waste of life" and will never amount to anything. I was baked during the entire conversation, and actually ended up breaking down in tears, because I realized they were totally right. FML
Today, I came home to my parents holding my marijuana. They told me that I had the stupidest hiding place ever, and that I was, "not only a pothead, but a dumbfuck pothead." FML
Today, I found another comment online referencing, "Smoke weed everyday." With all due respect for smoking weed, when will people learn that "every" and "day" need to be two separate words in that context? This is seriously making it hard for me to focus on my work. FML
Today, I was high on Marijuana and scrolling through Facebook when I couldn't figure out why I was seeing so much FML Posts no matter how far I scrolled and I was getting annoyed. Then I realized I was specifically on the FML Facebook Page and forgot because I was so high. FML
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CryMoreFMLs 15
It happens to the... um... what was I saying... Damn, I forgot.
bonezisme 0
nice sounds like short term hit you bad
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odexy 12
It's extremely difficult to compare the effects of marijuana and cigarettes. No one really smokes as many joints/bowls/whatever as a person smokes cigarettes. I may light up a **** load, but my lungs aren't taking nearly as much of a beating as a pack a day smoker. Heck, even though I'm a pot smoker I still can't frequent people who smoke cigarettes because they make me choke up. I'm not telling everyone out there to smoke. Though, I'm not telling anyone not to either. It should be your choice to put what you want into your body, especially when marijuana effects can somewhat pale in comparison to those of alcohol, which is completely legal. I'm a firm believer of not knocking something until I try it, so weed was a natural thing to me. Oh, and people saying that weed is addictive is silly. Wanting to smoke weed doesn't make me an addict. I can easily live without it. However, I can openly admit that smoking up improves my day. There's a HUGE difference between physical and mental addiction. You can become mentally addicted to ANYTHING, whether it's chewing your nails or wrapping yourself up in a blanket. Physical addiction is just a whole different beast. I've seen my Grandfathers life crumble in front of him because of hard liquor. He's currently in a nursing home suffering from dementia. He's even tried to kill himself. I'm not saying marijuana is a perfect drug. It has it's cons. Everything does. All I know is that at this point in my life I'm going to do what makes me happy and if smoking a bowl or two does that for me then that's ok. I'm seriously not hurting anyone else.
marcxikk 0
secondhand smoke
rainport 0
weed is thw safist drug that gets you high but it dosent make u stupid or smart but it dosent help u become smart it makes it war u have 2 work harder......... legilize it
waarx 0
legilize? seriously? rest my case.
birdie013 0
dummy
julian24245 0
Crack is whack.
waarx 0
smoking weed ruins lives you shidiot!
venom2421 10
Ya because so many people die from it... oh wait no one has ever died from it.
bluebird0020 2
That's what you get for being a stupid stoner.
Funnywayz 0
Smooth... But that is so totally something I would do. :)
molliconeb 3
YDI moron. ppl who try to defend pot like that just makes them sound that much more ignorant and dumb
PooPooHeadInc 0
I call fake. anyone that compelled towards weed could never forget their arguement. I smoke weed everyday and even while high can state every reason health classes are filled with propoganda. "the union" is an amazing film that everyone should watch
pulse18 2
best documentary ever! 1
Scooter42 15
So you proved yourself totally wrong. Don't worry though, you'll forget about it in a few hours. dumb ass