Today, I discovered a nail in the tire of my car and a nice sized crack on the screen of my phone. I didn't think the day could get worse, until on my way to fix my tire, the cherry of my cigarette fell off and burned a huge hole in my driver's seat. This was my day off. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I quit smoking cigarettes. While driving to work, the car in front of me flicked his out the window, flying straight into mine. It set the bottom of my seat on fire. FML
Today, was an absolute mess. It began with getting a towel caught on my nose ring and ended with my car catching on fire. FML
Today, I've had a shitty day and everything at work went tits up. I thought it'd get better when I get home but no, I smashed my fingers with my car door and now it hurts like hell, and my shitty day had just got even worse. FML
Today, while sitting at a red light with my window down, the asshat next to me flicked his still-lit cigarette away. It landed in my car and wedged between me and my seat. It burned a hole in my shirt and my seat, and burned my back and hair. FML
Today, I got a rental car because my car needed new tires and I had a long drive ahead of me. Today, the rental car got a flat tire. FML
Today, I was changing a flat tire on my car when it fell off the jack and crushed my hand. After ripping my hand free and waiting 2 hours for AAA, I get to go find out if my hand is broken. FML
Today, I chipped my front tooth on a hazelnut. Yesterday, my car broke down because the mechanic did a shit job, and oil leaked all through the engine. I'm waiting in fear of whatever expensive thing is going to happen tomorrow. FML
Today, I came back from a 700-mile round trip. I hit a massive pothole I couldn't avoid and blew out a tire and bent my rim. I was less than a mile from my house. FML
Today, I went in my car to a very important job interview. I was out of gas, so I had to get some on the way. When i was done pumping, I went to get back in and the door handle broke off on the driver's side. Then I blew a tire on a piece of metal. Needless to say, I lost my chance. FML
Today, I forgot my phone on the roof of my car. I took a 30 minute drive from my friend's city to my city. I got on to my driveway, surprised to see my phone still there. Thinking I'm really lucky, I pick up my phone. Then, I trip over a pebble, cracking my phone in the process. FML
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Bogrbon 27
Yeah, the tire and phone suck. If you smoke in your car though, the resell value is already shot, so a cigarette Mark isn’t going make much of a difference. I just hope you aren’t one of those assholes who throws their cigarette butts out the window, littering and starting wildfires, because then it’s just karma catching up with you.
LadyRen 20
One out of three of those was avoidable. Take a guess which one. (Hint: it’s the smoking).
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Bogrbon 27
Yeah, the tire and phone suck. If you smoke in your car though, the resell value is already shot, so a cigarette Mark isn’t going make much of a difference. I just hope you aren’t one of those assholes who throws their cigarette butts out the window, littering and starting wildfires, because then it’s just karma catching up with you.
LadyRen 20
One out of three of those was avoidable. Take a guess which one. (Hint: it’s the smoking).
shanek05 6
Ooooh listen to you
Mathalamus 25
Very careless. It could have been worse.
crashtestdumplin 16
When you said nail in your tire I immediately thought fingernail and thought it was going to be a very dark post.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Well that sucks but the cigarette part is your own fault.