Today, my biology teacher asked the class a question, so I raised my hand and after I gave my answer, my teacher said, "You know, you have a voice for radio. It's very deep." I replied with "Do I? Thanks!" He added, "You also have the face for radio." The whole class laughed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while talking to the girl I have a crush on, I bragged how people tell me I have a voice for radio. She responded, "And the face for it too." FML
Today, I finally realized how stupid I am, when I answered a question correctly in class and my teacher started clapping and cheering. FML
Today, we were taking a bio quiz and I understood the subject, so the people sitting behind me asked me to help them out. Being a kind fellow classmate, I did. When the teacher got suspicious, she asked the class, "How are all of you getting the same answers?" everyone pointed directly at me. FML
Today, I tried singing in front of my friend. She said, "That's a hilarious voice! You should use that voice when telling jokes!" FML
Today, at university, I worked up the courage to speak up in a lecture hall of 200 people. I raised my hand, made my point, and felt pretty good until the professor said, “That’s exactly what I said like five minutes ago.” Half the room turned to look at me like I'd just woken up from a nap mid-class. Which I had. FML
Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to ask a question in a packed lecture hall. The professor repeated my question, except he'd misheard me and rephrased it into something wildly incorrect. The class laughed. Instead of correcting him, I nodded. Now half the class thinks I don’t understand the difference between correlation and causation. FML
Today, during my friend's group's science project presentation, the teacher yelled at me, "Stop making stupid faces at the presenters!" I was smiling. FML
Today, in physics class, my teacher was messing around with an air cannon and I accidentally blurted out, "Blow me!" It took me all of 5 seconds to realize why everyone was laughing. FML
Today, at work, one of my 6 year-old students, who has had intense speech therapy since kindergarten, told me, "I can tell you're hot, because you rolled your sleeves up." I was very pleased with his articulate sentence, until he said, "Your arms are hairy." FML
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xxthexmisfitxx 25
I don't know why some people are like that. They see the joy they could've brought you and then crush it. They could've gained more by adding to your day rather than taking away from it.
Tripartita 45
"Oh, man, I must have the wrong class. I thought this was biology but I guess intro to insulting clichés is in the same room."
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Jatok 17
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Wow wtf? I'm pretty sure you could, and you definitely should, get that teacher in deep shit for that.
Reeced10 9
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I'm pretty sure it's a joke mate.
Bearsmomma 30
But it's making fun of a child in front of other children. The kids bully each other enough without adults joining. I agree he should be reported. It's not okay to make fun of someone's appearance, especially when it's coming from a person of authority.
species4872 20
Go ahead, get him into trouble, threaten the guys livelihood because he made a joke. That will teach him for opening his mouth won't it.
coldasbrice 3
it was just a joke. I hate this new culture where everyone gets so butthurt by everything. the teacher obviously just said it to make people laugh. It's an obvious joke. instead of crying about it be clever and make a joke back. if people could just laugh at life wed live in a much better world.
LyricaSilvan 30
Joke or not, guys, it's not exactly appropriate for a teacher to insult their students.
Connor1623 10
Just because you can doesn't mean you should
xxthexmisfitxx 25
I don't know why some people are like that. They see the joy they could've brought you and then crush it. They could've gained more by adding to your day rather than taking away from it.
Tripartita 45
"Oh, man, I must have the wrong class. I thought this was biology but I guess intro to insulting clichés is in the same room."
OnlyNeko 13
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interesting33 37
that sounds really hurtful OP. I imagine though that the teacher was trying to make a joke and doesnt actually think that. I imagine he was impressed with your voice, complimented you and then the typical, ever popular radioface joke popped into his head and he said it as it was 'too good an opportunity to miss' type situation. I know I will joke with friends and take shots I there is an opportunity and I don't tend to mean them, it is more about the comedic opportunity. however that is with friends who find it funny including the person being ribbed, and it does sound inappropriate for a teacher to talk like that. and it was awful they all laughed. but please be reassured it isn't likely to be true you have a radio face, sounds like he was trying to be 'pally'. take care OP.
Bekll 31
Yakko Warner said the same thing.
TaoShaman 24
Joke or not, that's such an inappropriate thing for a teacher to say to a student. I had a physics teacher that made jokes, but only if people responded positively and never anything like that. More acting kinda grumpy, but you could tell he wasn't. He only made jokes like that about his family, people close to him, not students.
Tess Messelink 16
That's savage. I'd file a complaint, who's he to make you look like a fool?
RichardPencil 32
That's very unprofessional for him to say that in front of the whole class. He should have just put it on your next report card.
trainingwheels 7
I don't get it...
species4872 20
He meant it's a face that shouldn't be seen.
trainingwheels 7
Oh okay, that sucks!!!
cheshireau 26
He's calling them Ugly.
species4872 20
Oh no, the teacher actually made a joke at someones expense. How inappropriate, Unprofessional, Insensitive, Uncaring. Years of therapy to come no doubt. For ***** sake! Is this what it's come to? Lighten up, it was damn funny! Stop trying to wrap everyone up in cotton wool. There is something seriously wrong with you people that can't or won't laugh at yourselves.
Danne696 14
You sound like the kind of person that would run up to a stranger, spit in their dace and then scream "It's just a prank bro!" when they get upset about it.
Danne696 14
You sound like the kind of person that would run up to a stranger, spit in their face and then scream "It's just a prank bro!" when they get upset about it.