Today, I arrived at work to find out someone had signed me up to a dating site. Apparently, my inability to speak to women has reached "boss level". Quite literally, as my boss was the one who signed me up. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was matched with my boss on Tinder. FML
Today, my boss found me on a dating app. He found it perfectly acceptable to message me and didn't understand why I wasn't comfortable with it. He now wants to have a meeting with me about inappropriate behavior outside of work. FML
Today, my boyfriend hacked my facebook account and set my status to say that I was in love with my boss. Seeing the post, my boss called me into his office, and told me he loved me too... FML
Today, I went in for an interview at my dream job. When I walked in, I got a dirty look from the front desk secretary. Turns out, the guy interviewing me was from a dating website I'm on. I'd rejected him and told him to get a life. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Today, I was talking to this girl I really like at my work. Everything was going fine until our boss called me into his office. Apparently I was being a little too flirty with his daughter. FML
Today, a colleague told me he was pretending to be me on a dating site, and that he has four pending dates. Last time I tried being myself, my first and only date pushed me down some stairs. FML
Today, my boss fired me because he wants to start dating my mother and apparently doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML
Today, I discovered that my boss listens to the things we say about him on the audio-enabled cameras at our work. I'm thus currently jobless. FML
Today, I added my boss to the "ew" list on Skype. I then realized it sends her a notification. FML
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Top comments
abbyade 21
Lol that's not the best way to handle things. don't take it too seriously, just laugh it off. If you don't want to be on the dating site, delete your profile :)
patatoguy 14
Talk to them to not be signing you up with out your permission!
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Comments (73)
am_bugg 20
Hey at least they want to help!
gramirez23 9
Help is for the weak
JazzHandsFML 28
ever been to a doctor? borrowed something? I guess your mom didn't raise you. did you grow up on the streets? guess what we all need help from time to time
jake_braves 25
I think it's awesome that your boss would do such a thing. It shows he/she cares about you by trying to help you with your love life OP.
ThatDamHuntress 20
I would talk to your boss. Delete your profile too.
JazzHandsFML 28
bad joke
abbyade 21
Lol that's not the best way to handle things. don't take it too seriously, just laugh it off. If you don't want to be on the dating site, delete your profile :)
buttcramp 21
Hopefully the boss will give OP the password! I don't see how OP could delete it without the login information. Still though, this is super unprofessional so i hope the boss makes it right.
xleanne_aLly 23
They may have grown up together and be best friends though. It's still unprofessional, but I don't see why they would do that if they weren't.
The_Bengineer 13
Better make good use of it!
manateesarecool 13
Your boss should stay out of your personal life. Be sure to talk to him about that.
patatoguy 14
Talk to them to not be signing you up with out your permission!
jentrynicole 20
That's definitely crossing some work boundaries.
MissBehavin77 18
He really should have asked first but on the bright side, maybe you will meet someone special from it. Or if you aren't comfortable, delete it.
beararm 11
Yu shuld practice on the hottest co-worker, tell her the boss said so
feven 32
Some bosses think they have the power to intervene in any way whenever they want to.
photographer49 22
#10 maybe OP and his boss have a deeper relationship then just boss and coworker and that's why his boss thought it was okay
Purexinsanity 46
#27 But if they did, wouldn't OP have mentioned it? I feel what makes the FML is that his boss made him the dating profile. He could have just as easily said "my friend" if they were close