Today, while I was putting up Christmas lights, my younger brother wouldn't stop pestering me. It seems he hadn't forgotten the time I gave myself an electric shock last year, and he wanted to see if I'd do it again. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML
Today, our electric horse fence broke. I turned it off so I could fix it. As I was grabbing the fence, my brother thought it would be hilarious to turn the fence back on. FML
Today, I tried to hang up a light and, in my clumsiness, got shocked. My dad started screaming at me for yelling out. FML
Today, after a power outage at my house, my 14-year-old brother was genuinely confused as to why our flashlights still worked if we had no electricity. FML
Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML
Today, I spent the morning in the ER with a broken arm. My little brother was in such a rush to get his presents first, that he violently shoved me out of the way on the stairs. FML
Today, at the mall my brother and I went to look at a vendor's items when my mom said not to touch anything. Thinking my brother was standing next to me, I saw him touching stuff so I smacked him in the arm and told him to stop. I turn to see that the old lady to my side was giving me a mean look. FML
Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML
Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to put his dog shock collar on me to wake me in lieu of my alarm. You know how those cartoon characters look when they're electrocuted? That's exactly how I woke up. FML
Today, I was replacing some outlets for work and I got surprise-electrified. I threw my wire strippers in the air while yelling, "Oh fuck me." The homeowner and his 2 kids were standing 3 feet away. He was not happy. FML
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Top comments
seximexi911 10
Tell him this year it's his turn
FYLDeep 26
Should be pretty easy to do actually if you grab a broken light blub.
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Comments (83)
gothhottie 5
Just show him how it feels I bet hel stop then
soccerguy2 11
At least he likes science...
circsmonky 4
electrocution means you die. you shocked yourself.
FYLDeep 26
No, look it up. I'm pretty sure "electrocution" was just a made up word to combine "electricity" with "execution" that eventually got added to the dictionary. People are just stupid and use the term incorrectly all the time. Just say "shocked" or "zapped" if that's what you mean. It's just as easy.
getoustahere 7
Electrocution web definition: execution by electricity
ms_YoungMula 8
35- You have won your case
getoustahere 7
Yes yes
thompson45acp 14
Huh? So you're already dead then?
cosmosis 12
Yeap, op is clearly dead....
white16sox 19
33, 17 would be correct. Electrocution is death from electricity. OP was shocked not electrocuted.
cosmosis 12
If op were dead, how would he post on fml... Poor word choice by OP
kimee21_fml 15
That's what brothers do! I have 7 brothers and I am the only girl... So I feel your pain.
gothhottie 5
Damnn that's rough I have 3 little sisters but thats a lot of bro's. wish u luck:)
kimee21_fml 15
Haha thanks :) you too! 3 girls is tough too ;)
white16sox 19
Damn 19 you got it rough.
bzofcin12 0
Man I couldnt deal with that after a shile
sillyciara 6
Who WOULD forget that??
ty1992_farmlife 12
Nobody would forget that. Wouldn't of supprised me if the little brother sat back in a chair and waited:) Little brothers are like that
caranina 15
haha i think you mean shocked :p
alival 12
Well did u?
ty1992_farmlife 12
I wonder??..
mrosew442 10
possibly????
perdix 31
He saw that you shocked yourself this year. He's probably been honing his pestering technique all year so that you'd hit the full-on electrocution this year. Practice makes perfect.
ninjuh_wingman 29
Your brothers trolling you.