Today, while I was putting up Christmas lights, my younger brother wouldn't stop pestering me. It seems he hadn't forgotten the time I gave myself an electric shock last year, and he wanted to see if I'd do it again. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML
Today, our electric horse fence broke. I turned it off so I could fix it. As I was grabbing the fence, my brother thought it would be hilarious to turn the fence back on. FML
Today, I tried to hang up a light and, in my clumsiness, got shocked. My dad started screaming at me for yelling out. FML
Today, after a power outage at my house, my 14-year-old brother was genuinely confused as to why our flashlights still worked if we had no electricity. FML
Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML
Today, I spent the morning in the ER with a broken arm. My little brother was in such a rush to get his presents first, that he violently shoved me out of the way on the stairs. FML
Today, at the mall my brother and I went to look at a vendor's items when my mom said not to touch anything. Thinking my brother was standing next to me, I saw him touching stuff so I smacked him in the arm and told him to stop. I turn to see that the old lady to my side was giving me a mean look. FML
Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML
Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to put his dog shock collar on me to wake me in lieu of my alarm. You know how those cartoon characters look when they're electrocuted? That's exactly how I woke up. FML
Today, I was replacing some outlets for work and I got surprise-electrified. I threw my wire strippers in the air while yelling, "Oh fuck me." The homeowner and his 2 kids were standing 3 feet away. He was not happy. FML
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seximexi911 10
Tell him this year it's his turn
FYLDeep 26
Should be pretty easy to do actually if you grab a broken light blub.
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Comments (83)
lanester25 0
Shock him show him what it fells like
TherealMort 0
Tell that little shit to go stick a knife in an electrical outlet.
bobbycorwen 5
Some knives have rubber handles which would inhibit electrical currents from passing into your body.
thisisafunnyname 12
I'd be completely shocked if OP did that.
NeatNit 33
You did do it again, didn't you...
shereenie 0
thats really mean and dangerous I really hope u were kidding
ashleys562165 0
Hahaha that's what I would do ifnit was my brother:3
ashleys562165 0
If it*
kharyll_1 0
Electrocute your brother
cosmosis 12
... Oh if only the world was filled with people as smart as you!!! .
dumboears 8
Violence is not the answer.
ItsYourMamaDoe 0
3, Killing her brother is a little extreme don't you think?
CoolBroStory 7
Oh word?
cosmosis 12
What word you looking for dumbass?
Torva_fml 16
Kicked to the curb.
CoolBroStory 7
Oh word?
Lemonlimegreen 2
Thats a brother doing his job right...
raydaly 5
yes oh is a word well done .....
Glitterhinoceros 14
Put them up while he's gone, you have over 20 days to do it.
ty1992_farmlife 12
He had to put them up, yeah it seems early but not really. A lot of people do that, it shows the xmas spirit.
FYLDeep 26
Should be pretty easy to do actually if you grab a broken light blub.
graham11 14
Shock him like an electric eel!
seximexi911 10
Damn, now I have that song stuck in my head haha
graham11 14
Turn me on with your electric feel! Such a good song!
slyace 9
Sounds like fun. Room for one more???
seximexi911 10
Tell him this year it's his turn
leprechaun23 15
chase him around and shock him
kaylee777 0
Tell him you won't get him a christmas present :)