Today, while I was putting up Christmas lights, my younger brother wouldn't stop pestering me. It seems he hadn't forgotten the time I gave myself an electric shock last year, and he wanted to see if I'd do it again. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML
Today, our electric horse fence broke. I turned it off so I could fix it. As I was grabbing the fence, my brother thought it would be hilarious to turn the fence back on. FML
Today, I tried to hang up a light and, in my clumsiness, got shocked. My dad started screaming at me for yelling out. FML
Today, after a power outage at my house, my 14-year-old brother was genuinely confused as to why our flashlights still worked if we had no electricity. FML
Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML
Today, I spent the morning in the ER with a broken arm. My little brother was in such a rush to get his presents first, that he violently shoved me out of the way on the stairs. FML
Today, at the mall my brother and I went to look at a vendor's items when my mom said not to touch anything. Thinking my brother was standing next to me, I saw him touching stuff so I smacked him in the arm and told him to stop. I turn to see that the old lady to my side was giving me a mean look. FML
Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML
Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to put his dog shock collar on me to wake me in lieu of my alarm. You know how those cartoon characters look when they're electrocuted? That's exactly how I woke up. FML
Today, I was replacing some outlets for work and I got surprise-electrified. I threw my wire strippers in the air while yelling, "Oh fuck me." The homeowner and his 2 kids were standing 3 feet away. He was not happy. FML
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Top comments
seximexi911 10
Tell him this year it's his turn
FYLDeep 26
Should be pretty easy to do actually if you grab a broken light blub.
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Comments (83)
coltsrock37 15
How shocking
Jamesjustin 3
you dumb ass, you didn't get electrocuted. if you did then you wouldn't be here today. you got shocked, not electrocuted.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Electrocuted? Really? Common mistake, but an electrocution kills you by stopping the heart. Obviously you're ok, but what you meant was "Electric shock". "I shocked myself last year" sounds correct and les life threatning.
THE_A_TEEN 28
*less Damn it...
bigAC 6
haters gonna hate
Dojan 16
How do you electrocute yourself on Christmas lights anyway? Cheap lights?
UrCapsLockOn 12
give him the lights show of his life ..
obviousboy 8
I'm pleased to discover that I'm not the first one to state that electrocution is a form of death. You were merely shocked.
dumboears 8
So, this comment was useless, yes?
KiddNYC1O 22
He just wants shock value.
Kristoffer 35
so you died last year?
hemz_fml 13
Electrocute or electrocution is death by electricity just FYI
Okayitwasme 0
Just fake an electrocution! Start shaking and flopping on the ground. Gritting your teeth and rolling your eyes. Then laugh!