Today, while I was putting up Christmas lights, my younger brother wouldn't stop pestering me. It seems he hadn't forgotten the time I gave myself an electric shock last year, and he wanted to see if I'd do it again. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML
Today, our electric horse fence broke. I turned it off so I could fix it. As I was grabbing the fence, my brother thought it would be hilarious to turn the fence back on. FML
Today, I tried to hang up a light and, in my clumsiness, got shocked. My dad started screaming at me for yelling out. FML
Today, after a power outage at my house, my 14-year-old brother was genuinely confused as to why our flashlights still worked if we had no electricity. FML
Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML
Today, I spent the morning in the ER with a broken arm. My little brother was in such a rush to get his presents first, that he violently shoved me out of the way on the stairs. FML
Today, at the mall my brother and I went to look at a vendor's items when my mom said not to touch anything. Thinking my brother was standing next to me, I saw him touching stuff so I smacked him in the arm and told him to stop. I turn to see that the old lady to my side was giving me a mean look. FML
Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML
Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to put his dog shock collar on me to wake me in lieu of my alarm. You know how those cartoon characters look when they're electrocuted? That's exactly how I woke up. FML
Today, I was replacing some outlets for work and I got surprise-electrified. I threw my wire strippers in the air while yelling, "Oh fuck me." The homeowner and his 2 kids were standing 3 feet away. He was not happy. FML
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Top comments
seximexi911 10
Tell him this year it's his turn
FYLDeep 26
Should be pretty easy to do actually if you grab a broken light blub.
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Comments (83)
tje125 9
Not to be a dick but electrocution means you were killed by electricity, you mean you got shocked
dumboears 8
It's already been pointed out. Several times, too.
xxFroggyxx 6
So, you came back to life?
casey1021 0
Wow we get the point lol not to be rude but after the first comment why keep informing us. No ones perfect.
DC91 1
Lame shit
casey1021 0
Yuhh
Mackenzie99 6
That's too cute
NoDuhBitch 2
Be careful. You might get electrocuted.
afulks78 11
Little asshole.
_Young_Money_ 0
Youre beautiful!
OfficeNinja 5
Its a new family Christmas tradition!
dartzli 3
It's time to pass the torch down the family line. :] make it a family tradition. Lmao