Today, I was replacing some outlets for work and I got surprise-electrified. I threw my wire strippers in the air while yelling, "Oh fuck me." The homeowner and his 2 kids were standing 3 feet away. He was not happy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried to hang up a light and, in my clumsiness, got shocked. My dad started screaming at me for yelling out. FML
Today, I managed to electrocute myself on a plug socket while I was showing a group of trainee electricians how not to electrocute themselves while rewiring a plug socket. FML
Today, whilst showing my kids how to replace a light bulb safely, I gave myself and electric shock, and dropped the bulb. Twice in a row. In hindsight I should have let my husband do all the DIY-based educating, since I now have a glass shard in my big toe. FML
Today, on site, my client was certain she had switched off her electric fence prior to me conducting an inspection of her boundary retaining wall. I overbalanced on my ladder and grabbed at the fence wires for support. The electricity was not switched off. FML
Today, while I was fitting a new fuse box, a giant spider tried to eat my fingers. As I pulled away, I touched the exposed wires. I woke up flat on my back to the customer slapping my face, burnt fingers, and bruises everywhere. I had also peed and shit myself. FML
Today, while changing a light bulb, I was electrocuted. I screamed before I blacked out. My entire family was home and heard me scream, but didn't come and check because they were too busy watching Glee. FML
Today, I was leaning over a fence in a pasture to get a closer look at something. Nobody warned my nuts that it was an electric fence. FML
Today, I got electrocuted at work. The boss thinks I'm faking, even though a chunk of my left hand is gone. FML
Today, I was driving home from a long day at work fixing people's electronics. When I got home, I got a call from work saying I needed to go back and help a customer with their TV again. When I got there, after an hour of driving, I realized I'd accidentally kicked the power cord out. FML
Today, I got the worst electric shock ever, touching a wire that was connected to the electric fence only by a plastic isolator, made specifically to NOT conduct electricity. I still don’t understand how it was possible. FML
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Life'sShit 8
That's your own fault for not turning off the fuse first, as I guess you've learned more than once. (assuming you're an electrician)
jbuckets_404 39
They have this new invention: it's called a voltage meter/ tester....
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Comments (15)
RichardPencil 32
I'll bet they were... ...wait on it... ...shocked! I'm sure the kids were traumatized seeing strippers fly around in the air.
Kurliez408 32
well what else could you have yelled? ''golly gosh that's an ouchie''?
BB_Skylar 22
that sucks my guy... you can't be blamed for that; it's practically impossible to control what we say in a near-death experience
Life'sShit 8
That's your own fault for not turning off the fuse first, as I guess you've learned more than once. (assuming you're an electrician)
jbuckets_404 39
They have this new invention: it's called a voltage meter/ tester....
mike_clark 7
Hello
wysegirl 24
Why not check the outlet BEFORE playing Russian Roulette on if you get shocked or not? You can easily find out if you turned the circuit breaker off.
Paul Rushing 21
Next time let the home owner check it lol
BigSissy 14
You say you were surprise-electrified. Is there any other kind, unless it’s some kind of torture or something?
bobsanction 18
Bet that was an electrifying experience.