Today, while I was on a field trip with my son, my husband decided to get rid of our dog without asking anyone. Now I get to pick up the pieces of a broken heart, and he thinks he did nothing wrong. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
Today, my fiancé and I broke up, and he won't answer my calls or texts. I don't want him back; he has my dog. FML
Today, over the past 48 hours, my husband has ignored a dog with a broken leg, because, “It’s not our dog, so it’s not our problem,” and also ignored a young lost boy crying for his mother in Asda, because, “He’s not our son, so who cares?” I think I want a divorce. FML
Today, the dog my now ex-boyfriend and I own together bit me bad enough that I needed stitches on my face and my hand... he then broke up with me and saying it was all too much for him and has kept the dog... FML
Today, I was outside searching for "treasures" with my son using small plastic shovels. All of a sudden he starts screaming. He dug up the bones of our old dog. I told him that we had sent him away to live on a farm, I even helped my son write letters to the farm owners. FML
Today, my husband and I were are fighting for custody of MY two dogs. Then I found out in court that a year into our marriage, he ran one of them over with his car and then had to get a new matching one, and didn’t tell me. He said, “I paid for it so I should keep it.” FML
Today, my estranged husband told me he’s sad that he lost the dog. He didn’t mention anything about losing me, his wife. FML
Today, I made the mistake of telling my boyfriend I was taking my kids to my mother's until he has decided if he wants to carry on being a boyfriend and stepfather. While we were gone, he apparently realised how good his life could be without us, and dumped me. I fucked up. FML
Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML
Today, my husband left our untrained puppy out of its kennel when he left for work. I got home and all of the baby books my parents just bought for us that were on the coffee table in a backpack were completely destroyed, along with the bag, and parts of our wall. FML
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Despereaux 15
Wow, that's really messed up. Hopefully your kid will get past it and you need to have a talk with your husband..
cmchappy 25
Your husband sounds like a prick
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shinikageWolf 15
My ex step-father got rid of the car without asking, not even to a vet. The bastard drove a few blocks and threw the cat out of the car. One of the MANY reasons I despise this man.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
I ******* hate assholes like that. There are some kittens at a feed store in my area that got tossed out of a moving car and had road rash. Now it's healed and they're being adopted out, but who the hell does that to an animal? I think animal abusers should get the same treatment of what they did to the animal...
shinikageWolf 15
When he leaves the house, change all the locks. Get rid of him without asking anyone, and then say you didn't do anything wrong.
Shrllxx 13
Get 'rid' of the dog?! Where did he leave him?!
mooman36 15
Did you get this dog without asking him by any chance? Does he like dogs? Was the dog violent? It does sound a little heartless but that could be because I like dogs. If I came home one day to a cat in the house I would be extremely displeased and if I happened to leave the door open and it vanished I wouldn't really care.
truckers_wife 23
I hate it when people think pets are disposable. . they are part of the family and deserve love and care until they die.
PrimeStarscream 30
Get a divorce. If he can't respect your pets, what else can't he respect?
lollypop30001 19
I think you should get rid of your husband with out asking anyone jerk!
elek2008 9
I say divorce, who knows what he'll do next.
laulinavega 5
So you think getting rid of a pet is a valid excuse for a divorce? That's ridiculous. A pet shoudn't jeopardize a happy marriage. It isn't worth it. Get a new dog.
Evil_Wench 16
If he's making decisions that affect the whole family without talking to her, it doesn't sound like a happy marriage to me.
skittyskatbrat 19
this is not a simple mistake. This is deliberately doing something important w/out asking the wife, and breaking a kid's heart. That is grade-A asshole behavior. You don't get rid of a husband because of an actual mistake, but if he really thinks he "did nothing wrong" he's either gloating over some successful showing of his power and control of his family, or a totally worthless and self-centered asshole. Either way, that's a huge red flag that this is not a relationship the wife or kid needs to be involved in.
fantasyworld 39
Get rid of your husband, he seems heartless.