Today, while I was on a field trip with my son, my husband decided to get rid of our dog without asking anyone. Now I get to pick up the pieces of a broken heart, and he thinks he did nothing wrong. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
Today, my fiancé and I broke up, and he won't answer my calls or texts. I don't want him back; he has my dog. FML
Today, over the past 48 hours, my husband has ignored a dog with a broken leg, because, “It’s not our dog, so it’s not our problem,” and also ignored a young lost boy crying for his mother in Asda, because, “He’s not our son, so who cares?” I think I want a divorce. FML
Today, the dog my now ex-boyfriend and I own together bit me bad enough that I needed stitches on my face and my hand... he then broke up with me and saying it was all too much for him and has kept the dog... FML
Today, I was outside searching for "treasures" with my son using small plastic shovels. All of a sudden he starts screaming. He dug up the bones of our old dog. I told him that we had sent him away to live on a farm, I even helped my son write letters to the farm owners. FML
Today, my husband and I were are fighting for custody of MY two dogs. Then I found out in court that a year into our marriage, he ran one of them over with his car and then had to get a new matching one, and didn’t tell me. He said, “I paid for it so I should keep it.” FML
Today, my estranged husband told me he’s sad that he lost the dog. He didn’t mention anything about losing me, his wife. FML
Today, I made the mistake of telling my boyfriend I was taking my kids to my mother's until he has decided if he wants to carry on being a boyfriend and stepfather. While we were gone, he apparently realised how good his life could be without us, and dumped me. I fucked up. FML
Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML
Today, my husband left our untrained puppy out of its kennel when he left for work. I got home and all of the baby books my parents just bought for us that were on the coffee table in a backpack were completely destroyed, along with the bag, and parts of our wall. FML
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Despereaux 15
Wow, that's really messed up. Hopefully your kid will get past it and you need to have a talk with your husband..
cmchappy 25
Your husband sounds like a prick
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Comments (98)
SirVoldemort 17
Try to get it back. If it's not possible, get another, without talking with you douche-husband.
lahlahland89 3
Lol "picking up pieces of a broken heart" You're acting like your husband dumped you. You're blowing this way out of proportion. And why not get a new dog? duh
nekminnet 13
Because a dog is a member of the family. Not something to just be discarded and replaced. You clearly have never loved a dog!
lahlahland89 3
I'm just saying... she's acting like she got dumped. I don't know about you but I think it's funny. She's overreacting.
lahlahland89 3
What's a troll? And i'm not heartless, i'm just sayin she's overreacting.
nekminnet 13
Time for your husband to go on a field trip. One way! That shit needs to be discussed first!
fader48080 10
after having lived there for years I can safely say only in California.
EvilLittleMan 23
I am sorry to hear this OP but always look for a positive. With Fido gone, there is now an empty dog house you can rename Hubby's Cubby.
Sathane 21
That's basically like giving away a family member. Get back at him and give away his son.
False_Stupidity 42
I don't think that you thought that completely through.
lahlahland89 3
I love how this website is so biased against people. So a 19 year old little girl can call me an ignorant close minded prick, but i can't call her out on the fact that she's engaged so young and does poor choices? AND my comment gets deleted because i said someone's overreacting. I did NOTHING wrong. I don't know why people are making such a big deal out of things. It's whiners that cause the problem. Me, I'm just commenting on stuff. And before you FML moderators potentially ban me for posting this comment, I got news for you. I can come back no matter what you do. You all seem to be so uptight with sticks up your ass thinking you can stop me. Anyways, like I was sayng, OP is over reacting she's saying her heart got broken because a fleaball got given away. Boo ******* hoo. Get another dog. By the way, if I get banned, I can come back under another screen name. So don't even bother. I will keep coming back and you can't stop me. It seems that FML moderators have nothing better to do than ban people. Not my fault you can't get laid. With much love, lahlah
laulinavega 5
Maybe the husband had a valid reason to do this. Whatever it is is beyond me. Still I think ops wording is too overly dramatic.
FattMatt01 7
Your husband is a dick for that!
missreader 14
sad i hope you find your dog and have a talk with your husband.