Today, while I was on a field trip with my son, my husband decided to get rid of our dog without asking anyone. Now I get to pick up the pieces of a broken heart, and he thinks he did nothing wrong. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
Today, my fiancé and I broke up, and he won't answer my calls or texts. I don't want him back; he has my dog. FML
Today, over the past 48 hours, my husband has ignored a dog with a broken leg, because, “It’s not our dog, so it’s not our problem,” and also ignored a young lost boy crying for his mother in Asda, because, “He’s not our son, so who cares?” I think I want a divorce. FML
Today, the dog my now ex-boyfriend and I own together bit me bad enough that I needed stitches on my face and my hand... he then broke up with me and saying it was all too much for him and has kept the dog... FML
Today, I was outside searching for "treasures" with my son using small plastic shovels. All of a sudden he starts screaming. He dug up the bones of our old dog. I told him that we had sent him away to live on a farm, I even helped my son write letters to the farm owners. FML
Today, my husband and I were are fighting for custody of MY two dogs. Then I found out in court that a year into our marriage, he ran one of them over with his car and then had to get a new matching one, and didn’t tell me. He said, “I paid for it so I should keep it.” FML
Today, my estranged husband told me he’s sad that he lost the dog. He didn’t mention anything about losing me, his wife. FML
Today, I made the mistake of telling my boyfriend I was taking my kids to my mother's until he has decided if he wants to carry on being a boyfriend and stepfather. While we were gone, he apparently realised how good his life could be without us, and dumped me. I fucked up. FML
Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML
Today, my husband left our untrained puppy out of its kennel when he left for work. I got home and all of the baby books my parents just bought for us that were on the coffee table in a backpack were completely destroyed, along with the bag, and parts of our wall. FML
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Despereaux 15
Wow, that's really messed up. Hopefully your kid will get past it and you need to have a talk with your husband..
cmchappy 25
Your husband sounds like a prick
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Comments (98)
Zoey77 16
I'd be getting rid of the husband. That was wrong. So sorry op.
scarlet_rayne 8
Torture him in his sleep
scarlet_rayne 8
Or take something that he loves more then anything and destroy it in front of his face and see how he likes it
cm1995_fml 10
Poor dog :( you could talk yo him and try asking him where he sold your dog...and hopefully get him back...good luck!
cmusick12 7
My dad shot my dog while I was at summer camp.
TallMist 32
And the award for the worst Dad ever goes to...
patrickalamo 48
This would be an unforgivable act in my house.
circleone 8
Yep, mine too! An ex-boyfriend of mine told me I had to get rid of our cat. So I packed the car up, along with all my stuff, and left.
jenn16zazu 16
#66 I'm assuming you also grabbed your cat?
circleone 8
Lol, that I did. I wouldn't go anywhere without my big boy!
circleone 8
Ahh I see the confusion! My post should have said "packed the cat up", not "packed the car up".
laulinavega 5
He was probably allergic to cats. Or he didnt like cats. What you did was a selfish thing. Pack everything up and leave? He did nothing wrong
lychee_sorbet 10
#100 I wouldn't say it was selfish of her to leave. He couldn't live with the cat and she couldn't live without it; now that she has left, she gets to keep her cat and he doesn't have to see it again.
JLDork 11
i disagree. demanding someone give up a beloved member of their family is far more selfish than choosing to keep your cat over a douchebag boyfriend.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
#100 My pets are family members for life. If someone I'm dating demands me get rid of my pet, I'd be getting out of the relationship. What's more selfish - leaving the douche and keeping your pet, or dumping your family member in the shelter for said douche, who could leave you anyway and then you're screwed? Sorry, but I don't get pets to then just give them up and nobody should really do that.
laulinavega 5
But it's not really a family member. It's an animal. A family member is different. And if the bf breaks up with you then get another pet.
tehdarkness 21
You can't just 'get rid of' a dog. It's a commitment and a family member.
vikky538 29
I wonder how your husband handles other situations like this....
KittyKayleen 11
Your husband ma'am is an asshole
mosquito19 14
what a dick. what is he gonna get rid of next without telling anyone?