Today, while I was on a field trip with my son, my husband decided to get rid of our dog without asking anyone. Now I get to pick up the pieces of a broken heart, and he thinks he did nothing wrong. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
Today, my fiancé and I broke up, and he won't answer my calls or texts. I don't want him back; he has my dog. FML
Today, over the past 48 hours, my husband has ignored a dog with a broken leg, because, “It’s not our dog, so it’s not our problem,” and also ignored a young lost boy crying for his mother in Asda, because, “He’s not our son, so who cares?” I think I want a divorce. FML
Today, the dog my now ex-boyfriend and I own together bit me bad enough that I needed stitches on my face and my hand... he then broke up with me and saying it was all too much for him and has kept the dog... FML
Today, I was outside searching for "treasures" with my son using small plastic shovels. All of a sudden he starts screaming. He dug up the bones of our old dog. I told him that we had sent him away to live on a farm, I even helped my son write letters to the farm owners. FML
Today, my husband and I were are fighting for custody of MY two dogs. Then I found out in court that a year into our marriage, he ran one of them over with his car and then had to get a new matching one, and didn’t tell me. He said, “I paid for it so I should keep it.” FML
Today, my estranged husband told me he’s sad that he lost the dog. He didn’t mention anything about losing me, his wife. FML
Today, I made the mistake of telling my boyfriend I was taking my kids to my mother's until he has decided if he wants to carry on being a boyfriend and stepfather. While we were gone, he apparently realised how good his life could be without us, and dumped me. I fucked up. FML
Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML
Today, my husband left our untrained puppy out of its kennel when he left for work. I got home and all of the baby books my parents just bought for us that were on the coffee table in a backpack were completely destroyed, along with the bag, and parts of our wall. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Despereaux 15
Wow, that's really messed up. Hopefully your kid will get past it and you need to have a talk with your husband..
cmchappy 25
Your husband sounds like a prick
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (98)
DaniX9 5
What a douchebag!
Omniprism 15
WTF! I would be beyond pissed. Livid.
AnimeGirl71 6
My dad did the exact same thing with a dog, a car, and our rabbit :(
llama612 27
My mum did the exact same thing to me a few years ago. I went to a friends for the day and when I got home she had got rid of our dog without telling me or letting me know she was going to do it. Now she wonders why I don't want her to get another dog.
DeviousDreamer 13
As a child, I don't think I'd ever forgive him. My friend had a very similar situation and he still holds it against his dad 5 years later.
jayleensmama 14
My husband would be a dean man if he did that.
Vegetarian27 24
That's grounds for divorce to me. If someone got rid of my pet without discussing it and receiving permission I'd get the pet back and kick their ass out.
laulinavega 5
An animal is grounds for divorce? Nice priorities.
TallMist 32
If you got a pet, #128, would you not care and love for a pet with all your heart? Apparently not, since you think they're just disposable little creatures that don't have any feelings whatsoever.
Twisted_Angel 17
I'd tell him he better go get that dog back, or I'd be getting rid of him.
faith_02 5
Asshole.
SheepShoop_fml 20
I suppose your mileage may vary but my dogs are like family to me - usually like siblings or kids. You can't just 'get rid of them.' That's so ****** up. Your husband's a prick.