Mr Jupiter, fl, United states Single
Today, I was at a mini arcade and accidentally put a hundred dollar bill through the quarter machine. FML
Today, I found out my parents have been slipping birth control pills into my morning orange juice since I was 13. FML
Today, I returned home from college. I found out that my dad ran over my cat months ago and tried to cover it up by having her stuffed. I found it "her" on my bed when I got home. They think that it's sweet that they stuffed the cat they killed. FML
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