Today, while I was on a field trip with my son, my husband decided to get rid of our dog without asking anyone. Now I get to pick up the pieces of a broken heart, and he thinks he did nothing wrong. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
Today, my fiancé and I broke up, and he won't answer my calls or texts. I don't want him back; he has my dog. FML
Today, over the past 48 hours, my husband has ignored a dog with a broken leg, because, “It’s not our dog, so it’s not our problem,” and also ignored a young lost boy crying for his mother in Asda, because, “He’s not our son, so who cares?” I think I want a divorce. FML
Today, the dog my now ex-boyfriend and I own together bit me bad enough that I needed stitches on my face and my hand... he then broke up with me and saying it was all too much for him and has kept the dog... FML
Today, I was outside searching for "treasures" with my son using small plastic shovels. All of a sudden he starts screaming. He dug up the bones of our old dog. I told him that we had sent him away to live on a farm, I even helped my son write letters to the farm owners. FML
Today, my husband and I were are fighting for custody of MY two dogs. Then I found out in court that a year into our marriage, he ran one of them over with his car and then had to get a new matching one, and didn’t tell me. He said, “I paid for it so I should keep it.” FML
Today, my estranged husband told me he’s sad that he lost the dog. He didn’t mention anything about losing me, his wife. FML
Today, I made the mistake of telling my boyfriend I was taking my kids to my mother's until he has decided if he wants to carry on being a boyfriend and stepfather. While we were gone, he apparently realised how good his life could be without us, and dumped me. I fucked up. FML
Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML
Today, my husband left our untrained puppy out of its kennel when he left for work. I got home and all of the baby books my parents just bought for us that were on the coffee table in a backpack were completely destroyed, along with the bag, and parts of our wall. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Despereaux 15
Wow, that's really messed up. Hopefully your kid will get past it and you need to have a talk with your husband..
cmchappy 25
Your husband sounds like a prick
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (98)
Artures_way1 23
Kill that bastard
Quiet_one 22
Wow. If that happened to me, even if I got the dog back with no harm done, I'd still consider it grounds for divorce. That's a break of trust you can't come back from.
EmazingMe 6
I'd get revenge
lholifield23 12
You need to punch his sorry ass in the face, then kick him out
donutcallmethat 16
If I had the kind of husband that would get rid of my dog, D-I-V-O-R-C-E. I don't know your circumstances, OP. A similar incident between my grandparents led to their separation, but in their case it was her chickens, and he genuinely didn't understand that they were her pets. He would have though, if they'd had a better marriage.
nick3600 22
You should get rid of him without asking anyone
gaabiiee_fml 1
If you know where he left the dog, get it back. If not, contact Animal Care Services and put "lost dog" posters in your neighbourhood, especially at grocery stores and gas stations. Finally, find a lawyer and file for divorce, your husband is obviously a psychopath.
Foxrabbit 9
What a jerk. Find the dog, if you can. Then divorce the jerk.
DivinePitbull 7
No doubt that I would be single if I was with someone who pulled that stunt. You break a child's heart for what reason? Some would do it for their own selfish reason.
fmlsams 27
That seems like something no normal, caring person would do - especially to his own wife and child. FYL, OP.