Today, my dad invited our very cute neighbor inside to introduce him to me. I was wearing pajamas and hadn't showered in two days due to being extremely sick. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad came to pick me up. It would have been nicer if he'd had his clothes on. FML
Today, I went over to my friend's house. After knocking on the door, I was greeted by her hairy, 300+ pound father in his underwear. He then hugged me. FML
Today, my dad got me to dance with him. After about a minute of waltzing to a song on the radio, he stepped away and said, "You smell bad. You need to take a shower." FML
Today, a door-to-door salesman came to my apartment. I was too lazy to change from my teddy bear print pajamas, fuzzy socks and pink slippers when opening the door to him. He took one look at me and asked, "Hello darling, are your mommy and daddy home?" I'm 22 and live here on my own. FML
Today, my dad came to visit me. By visit I mean he arrived, took a huge smelly dump and left. This is the first time I've seen my dad in months. FML
Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. FML
Today, I was home alone, wearing my comfiest pajamas and watching Netflix, when I heard a knock at the door. I opened it to find my parents standing there. They had just driven four hours to surprise me. My hair was a mess, my face was bare, and I looked like a living disaster. "We just wanted to see how you’re doing!" they said. FML
Today, while very sick, throwing up in a bucket beside my bed, my dad came in pushed my face into the bucket. For a laugh, apparently. FML
Today, I got really sick at my boyfriend's house, and barely made it to the toilet in time to throw up. it got on my shirt so I asked if I could borrow one of his. He said I could wear one of his dad's shirts because he didn't want his to get too stretched out. FML
Today, I slept in late and when I woke up, thought I was the only one in the house so I decided to walk around the corner to the only upstairs bathroom naked. My dad also slept in, also thought he was the only one in the house, and also decided to walk to the bathroom naked. We collided. FML
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dinosxxrawr 22
he's seen you at your worst. it can only get better from here.
SH4D0WS1N 3
He might have enjoyed the pajama part for all you know.
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Comments (86)
SH4D0WS1N 3
He might have enjoyed the pajama part for all you know.
LeeCards 8
It could have been worse. Dad could have invited the neighbor in right as OP got out of a shower instead.
iLike2Teabag 27
Why would that be worse? She would be clean, at least.
Screwie 25
Depends: Does OP get to wear a towel in this situation? If OP is naked right after they meet, it's surely worse. I doubt the dad will allow that, though. My spidey senses say so.
Ameel_fml 19
I don't know...if OP is hot, being naked and freshly showered might have worked out perfectly for her. :D
mn_shr 22
I never understand when people complain that someone saw them in pajamas. I look just as nice in my pajamas as anything else I wear. Rock those pj's OP
EnterSandman_fml 20
Hell, my girlfriend looks damn good in her Hello Kitty pajamas lol. She even grocery shops in them. If someone is going to find you attractive, they will no matter if you're in pajamas and fuzzy slippers or the classic little black dress.
dreamsneverfall 8
Either way, OP lives next to the guy. He has plenty of time to figure out what she normally looks like.
Ali_Br_fml 33
That's true 65, but some are shallow and take first impressions to heart. He may start to unconsciously judge her every time he sees her based on that initial meeting. Hopefully OP can change her image in his head. I think it was a ploy on her father's part. He knew the neighbor was cute, and that his daughter was going to be into him, but didn't want that to happen, so he set her up... But I'm just really cynical... ;)
KeeLady 20
What timing! Sorry OP.
Rozza17 29
I hate it when people come around unexpected. Half the time I'm in my pajamas haha.
MeLikeBigBoom 8
Yeah but probably half the time you have showered within 2 days.
xBethanyC 15
Hey at least they were BOTH poorly prepared
dinosxxrawr 22
he's seen you at your worst. it can only get better from here.
emilyjgraham 34
That's what I was thinking! Next time he sees you might be when you're dressed up a bit to go somewhere. He'll notice the difference (and hopefully like it)!
xxxbooxxx 16
Exactly! What could be worse?
iLike2Teabag 27
Formally introduce yourself when you get better. Hope you get better soon. :)
RodzillaX 30
Could have been worse. Don't ask me how though.
Ameel_fml 19
It could definitely be worse. OP might not have showered for three days. :D
TheJMeister 15
She could have been sick all over him?
kkillaj 5
She could have been on her period changing her tampon when her dad insisted she meet him
SirTalkaton 22
Just bring him beer when you feel better. It'll amaze him so much he'll forget your previous condition.
emilyjgraham 34
What if he can't or doesn't drink? She'll look like a complete twat!
GoodLookingGeese 10
Emily, you're wrong. I don't drink and I love when chicks bring me beer, I give it away to my friends.
PrincessPesa 20
It's the hops that counts.
generalasskicker 12
He's a guy look hot next time and he will forget that time
Screwie 25
Been there done that, what I did was act normally regardless of looks - since looks change so drastically anyway.
mr_jack_meoff 5
Hey, he has seen you at your worst, it can only get better .
MidnaLink 35
Already been done, Jack.
BlahhBlahhIDGAF 11
Ahh you gotta Love first impressions
tommyfox 19
Ah, you gotta Hate random capitalization.