Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Rock, hard place
Today, I'm horny all the time, but my endurance in the sack is horrible. Why me? FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Netherlands 🌶️ Spicy
Side effects
Today, I’ve been horny for weeks on end. Because I’m on antidepressants, I can’t orgasm, so the horniness won’t go away. The only thing I do is go to the gym, where literally EVERYONE seems fuckable. While I’m not depressed anymore, my vagina is. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Embrace your kink
Today, I don’t know what’s wrong with me, I can only have sex with really fat men, because that’s what turns me on, yet as soon as the sex is over, through no fault of theirs, I have to run to the toilet to be sick because I can’t believe what I just had sex with. I’m so messed up in the head. FML
Undersexed
Washington, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Bad sex
Today, my husband complained about my lack of sex drive. Gee, I wonder why, Mr. "Always comes first by humping for a whopping 30 seconds." FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Go back to bed, Brad
Today, I noticed that when my boyfriend is sick, his sex drive goes through the roof. Too bad his stamina plummets. FML
anonymous
Unterageri, Switzerland 🌶️ Spicy
Today, something must be wrong with me. Last night, my dick went limper than overcooked spaghetti while in my wife's mouth, yet today I popped a massive boner that you could hammer nails with, while cutting the grass. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
One track mind
Today, it’s been so long since I've had sex, I dream about it every night and I can barely function mentally unless I masturbate frequently, otherwise I get random boners throughout the day that won’t go away, no matter how much I try to think about something else. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Love Story
Today, I realised I may have some kind of problem, given that I masturbate daily, and sex with my wife no longer interests me because it takes too long, involves her instead of me alone, is too much hard work, and generally annoys me. FML
Anonymous
Porter, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Dirty mind
Today, I'm so sexually deprived that I got a raging hard-on from seeing and hearing my coworker yawn. FML
Hormones apparently
Westerville, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was so inexplicably horny that I had to shuffle awkwardly and use my bag to hide the wetness of my pants as I left work for the day. FML
frustrated
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I discovered that just because I get unwanted erections on an hourly basis throughout the day, it doesn't mean that I can get required erections in the night. FML
Top comments
ahabsfan 17
Build up your hand endurance. You can do it.
Marius 7
work out
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dragonfly08330 10
at least you can admit it....
Marius 7
work out
ahabsfan 17
Build up your hand endurance. You can do it.
Hangryko 32
********** a half hour before. It should help prolong the experience.
genuinegoodguy 9
Do you mean you’re too unfit or that you cum too soon? Try running and try focusing on your partner.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Work on your fitness. If you're in good shape, it might be your mental health that's playing a part. If you feel both are good, try Red Bull. Or speed.
s_ve 7
Gym-cardio problem solved.
poolgirl789 6
I bet you make love like a Japanese banquet. Small portions but oh so many courses.
Brightside86 31
Try a variety of condoms, depending on the design some can really reduce most of sensation.
kujiens101 24
Not gonna lie, that is a big motivating factor for me staying fit