Today, the new guy at work who’s been flirting with me outrageously found out I’m newly-divorced, with a baby daughter. He ghosted me so fast and started outrageously flirting with someone else in our office, who by the way he checked to make sure she doesn’t have kids first. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss fired me because he found out I'm dating his daughter. Now I'm concerned what he might do if he finds out she's pregnant with my child. FML
Today, I tried hitting on the new receptionist at work. After a few flirtatious comments and subtly hinting that I thought she was bangable, she informed me that she's married to our boss. FML
Today, one of my employees was a few minutes late without notice. I asked in the work group chat, “How are you gonna take a shift and not show up for it?” She responded with, “How are you gonna talk shit about your baby mama and then get her pregnant again?” I’ve never fired anyone so fast. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-husband just had a baby with his new partner. We only split up a week ago. FML
Today, my husband typed in my work Teams Chat, “FUCK THIS JOB I QUIT” while I was away from my desk. All this because he’s still jealous of my and a male coworker’s friendship. I was terminated. He showed no remorse for what he did and told me to find another job where I won’t “slut around.” FML
Today, I found out that the coworker I refused to leave my wife for is now happily married with someone else, while I'm now divorced. FML
Today, I was fired from my job. Why? Because my boss has been dating my newly divorced mother, and he didn't want family get-togethers to be "awkward." FML
Today, I found out that the coworker I’d been crushing on told me he was gay so I wouldn’t hit on him anymore. Turns out he did that so he could focus on wooing a female coworker of mine. They’re now dating. FML
Today, the guy I’ve been seeing for a couple of months and started falling for told me his ex-girlfriend is pregnant with his child. I’m so bummed because kids and baby mamas are my number one deal-breaker. I really liked him too. FML
Today, my now-ex-fiance told me he’s leaving me for his pregnant coworker. The baby is his. The same coworker he assured me was just a "professional platonic friendship." Our wedding was set to be this Saturday. FML
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Bogrbon 27
Unfortunately having kids from a previous relationship is a downside for a lot of men (and women too). It puts a lot more stress on an early relationship. As a man married to my wonderful wife who has a kid from a previous marriage, her having a kid was a major thing, because it meant that if the relationship were to become serious, I had to be ready to be a father (his dad isn't in the picture and I'm the father figure). When we first met, I wasn't interested because I was in my early 20's and nowhere near ready for that. When we met up several years later, and my life was in a different spot, it was less of an issue.
Hangryko 32
While you can't hold it against him that he wants to remain childfree, he could have been an adult about breaking it off with you. You dodged that manchild's bullet.
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Hangryko 32
While you can't hold it against him that he wants to remain childfree, he could have been an adult about breaking it off with you. You dodged that manchild's bullet.
QueenSaru 28
Agreed. He could have behaved better and just said, "Hey I'm not looking to date someone with kids right now," but there's nothing wrong with not wanting kids, whether they're your own or not.
Bogrbon 27
Unfortunately having kids from a previous relationship is a downside for a lot of men (and women too). It puts a lot more stress on an early relationship. As a man married to my wonderful wife who has a kid from a previous marriage, her having a kid was a major thing, because it meant that if the relationship were to become serious, I had to be ready to be a father (his dad isn't in the picture and I'm the father figure). When we first met, I wasn't interested because I was in my early 20's and nowhere near ready for that. When we met up several years later, and my life was in a different spot, it was less of an issue.
Mysterious_one 26
he was an asshole for sure about, someone better is on his way your path that will accept you for who you are .. ☺️
JasonThorn 23
So, the sexual-harassment-suit-waiting-to-happen is going after someone else? I don't see the problem.