Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend in the dark, he grabbed onto a fat roll and asked, "Is this your stomach or boob?" I didn't have the heart to tell him it was a back roll. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while in bed, my fiancé rolled over in the dark and complimented me on my nice buttocks. He had actually grabbed a roll of back fat. FML
Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go for my boobs instead. He instantly replied, "But these are bigger..." FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, tickling each other. He grabbed my stomach roll and told me it looked like a baguette. FML
Today, while in bed, my boyfriend pointed to my stomach and said, "Bad fat", then pointed to my boobs and said, "Good fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend reached over and pinched my love handles and said "Where did this muffin top come from?". Then he sang "Do you know the muffin man?" to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend was laying down on top of me and he was looking at me with passion in his eyes. I thought he was finally going to tell me that he loved me. Instead, he said, "You have a booger." FML
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Top comments
amerwin 3
Thank God you guys hang out in the dark. Multiple lumps like that would be mass confusion.
noobcaek 2
Stop leaning back so much, OP, or go on a diet. Either one.
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Comments (258)
blanccamaro74 6
fat chicks r clearly covered in boobies...I'm in
dakins 0
To all that insulted her, ur a heartless son of a bitch that didn't teach u better than to no that if that rotten core u called a heart showed through ud b far more unattractive than some1 who's overweight. Go kill urselfs and better the world dickheads
djnova11 4
damn. you must be one fat ****
RebekahBrooke 9
1) obesity is a choice. it is harder for some to stay thin, however it is then up to them to work harder. part of it is genetics- but if you work out and eat right, weight is not a problem, excepting the small chance you have a glandular disease. 2) that's sad in two ways op. pathetic for one. and sad that it happened. it's very embarrassing. but you could have prevented it, so ydi too. good luck. : ,
DGHero 0
@ #4 his reply could be one of many: its only small because your fat is unarousing; or: its only small because I have to go through all of your fat rolls. etc
tatertot33 8
Fatass
efelsh 14
Honestly that question was of a result of your neglect on your body... Try a gym
XxQuartersxX 14
Uhh. You mean you didnt have the balls. Cause youre a fatty. But thats okay, man. Meat is delicious after all. ;)
coreyb112 6
Fat ass
coreyb112 6
Get off the couch drop the Potato chips and get some excersice fat ass