Today, I finally gathered up the guts to say hi to the girl I like. As I was walking down the hallway, I saw her and waved hello, only to walk into a bathroom door. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally got the courage to approach a girl. I've never done anything like this before. She stared me down, not saying a word, until I felt so little that I just walked away. FML
Today, I finally worked up the nerve to talk to the girl I like. After awkwardly saying hi, I manage to work up a nice conversation with her. I thought everything was going well, until I got home and realized that she had stolen money out of my wallet. FML
Today, I approached the girl I like, hoping to ask her out. Just as I strode up to her, she excused herself as quickly as she could. I then realized I'd forgotten to zip up my pants after going to the bathroom minutes before. FML
Today, I was walking through the main lobby at school and I saw someone waving at me, so I waved back. Turns out she was just cleaning a glass door. I heard laughter behind me. FML
Today, I went to hand in a resume. The secretary happened to be a girl I liked in high school. When leaving, I shook hands with the employer, waved goodbye to the girl, turned around and walked straight into a glass wall. FML
Today, I was walking down the hallway at work when I saw a coworker I hadn't talked to in a while. I went for a high-five as a friendly greeting, but she didn’t see me coming and instead awkwardly grabbed my hand like she was about to hold it. We both froze for a second, and then awkwardly sighed and practically ran away. FML
Today, at work, I decided to try and impress this girl walking behind me by holding the door open for her. As she was walking through, I inadvertently pulled the door too hard. It slammed against the wall and ricochet back, hitting her right in the face. FML
Today, I was at a store when I saw a cute girl from my school. Trying to act cool, I went to hold the door for her. Too bad it was an automatic door. FML
Today, a cute girl was walking towards me. She held up her hand for a high five, so I also did the same. I hadn't noticed her friend behind me, and was left hanging and embarrassed. FML
Today, I saw the girl I've been crushing hard on. I go up to talk to her, and I'm immediately greeted by, "I like girls." FML
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ElainaCutsYou 0
At least you still did it :)
futtbuck101 1
Smooth.
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Comments (131)
futtbuck101 1
Smooth.
Streeet_hayley 6
That sounds like something you would see in a TV show
optimusprime0069 8
Scared of girls? Theres an app for that.
nalia18 8
And now that "guts" youwere talking about went away as you face planted into a door...
robertlovespi 3
Boooo Calgary. >;)
kwchambers92 10
March up too her, and say "mmm, sexy, like a chocolate strawberry" works every time
FarSide 23
Jif "Creamy" ain't this smooth...
ry_ry7 4
I bet he at least got her attention!
changesinme 0
You'll now be known as the guy who face planted a toilet door to her from now... **** your life
Keyman1212 14
Like Keith Stone. No but really, Keystone makes me shit out my intestines, and makes me rethink life decisions.
hellbilly205 17
There's a door there. Watch out! Oops, was i a bit late?
blackheart24 10
Your hot.
KronikSplakkn 4
The door can sweep you off your feet better than she can .
ShakeMeDown 12
When you got to go.. You gotta go...
TacoTrop 10
Did it for the badge.
ElainaCutsYou 0
At least you still did it :)
m0tl3ycru3 0
We have eyes for a reason op
peteyfas 8
The first step is letting her know you exist. Sounds like you can check that off the list
jwade11 12
I have a question, I'm trying to change my profile to public view but every time I go into account settings and change it, it doesn't save. Am I doing something wrong?
urdirtyolduncle 15
^ Yeah; posting irrelevant comments. PM one of the mods, douchebag.
DrDilllonReese 12
Next step is convincing her that you aren't prone to walking into things... Good luck.
skata 4
that's one way to get her attention
pokeychris 6
Say you were distracted by her amazing looks. Then get your self some if that!
supersixfour 7
hey, no pain no gain
slushpup9696 12
You can gain without pain.
waswashere 0
No. You can never gain without even a little pain,
abluekiwi 0
We heard you like pain, so we decided to put some gain in yo pain so you can pain while you gain!
macdaddymady 8
That's hot
chickenwalrus 14
i swear, this happens every time.. not as bad as OP. usually its like hey my teacher and then trip over a small garbage can and into a pit of lava.
Charm651 0
Did she say hi back?
kathii01 20
At least you now know if she liked you back she would have asked if you were ok, if she kept walking then it's time to move on....
yumsugarr 8
Being able to laugh at yourself is a really good feature (:
phil361 2
Yumsugarr :)
13FTW 9
45 sounds like he been doing some hardcore creeeeepinn'
friedchkn97 4
ur beautiful
exleonhart 0
So is having spidey sense...
afulks78 11
Atleast you got her attention :)
2wenty0ne21 0
Nah she got all of his
2wenty0ne21 0
What the? Since when is that there?
ajmacrae 5
Maybe she'll think clumsy is cute?
illmatic2 16
Yeah, maybe she thought what you did was adoorable.
vipirius 18
I see what you did there lol.
sdevlin 1
52 your comment just made my day