Today, while bending over to get the brownies I was making out of the oven, my husband slapped my butt. I fell into the oven. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend came home while I was making a snack in the kitchen. We started making out and he lifted me up and sat my ass on the hot stove. FML
Today, I was baking cookies. When I took the tray out of the oven, I closed the door, but it bounced back open and hit me in the back of the knees. That caused me to sit down on the hot oven door. I was only wearing my short bathrobe and no underwear. I really burned my ass and, um… stuff. FML
Today, after placing it on top of the stove, my hot tray of freshly-baked cookies slipped. I caught it, though. With my bare hand. FML
Today, as I was on the floor playing with the dog, my husband walked past, tripped over something, and fell on me, smashing his bony elbow right into my crotch. FML
Today, I got slapped in the face by my girlfriend with a banana skin, because I finished up the chocolate cake. FML
Today, my boyfriend was cooking me dinner. He walked away and I decided to help by giving the pan of veggies a sautee flip. My boyfriend failed to mention that he had just pulled that pan out of a 500 degree oven. FML
Today, I was leaning over cleaning a table at work, when my pretty coworker came up behind me and slapped me on the butt. I was so startled that I slipped and smashed my face into the table. Now she can't look at me without laughing. FML
Today, I was in a hurry to get something out of the oven, so I quickly grabbed my roommate's only oven mitt and grabbed the pan in the oven. It didn't take long to figure out there was a hole in it when my thumb hit the hot pan. FML
Today, while house sitting, I went to take my pizza out of the oven, not realizing that the oven mitt had a hole in it. FML
Today, I put on some skimpy shorts and bent down to get something on the bottom shelf of the fridge to get my boyfriend's attention. On my way up, I slammed my head on the edge of the fridge. FML
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Top comments
niiick97_fml 3
priceless.
xdust 4
Hansel and Grettal all over again. Your husband might be a witch.
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Comments (333)
alyssa1695 4
haha I can't help but laugh
Levvy 22
Hey, it got Sylvia Plath famous.
SarahBooCornellO 0
cool stuff:)
supahnazi 0
ow! second degree burns on the face = not fun
KillaKamiHB 2
well thats ****** up!
4evermossin 0
well did he like the brownies?
ohyess909 0
am sorry your husband was just horny
zimandme123 0
if you fell into the oven, you wouldnt be able to be on your phone right now dumbass.......just sayin........
OhhDamnnnnn 3
Yuhr fooken stooped!!!
MJ_Goobs_Xx 0
how do you the exact angle of how she fell? how do you know how bad the burns were? don't call someone a dumb ass unless you know what you are talking about… then you're the one who looks stupid
richard121212 0
your face is officially brownied! powned!
chaywood13 0
"is the potpie done?"