Today, while at the park, my 3 year-old ran up to a lady, grabbed her chest and loudly asked, "Are these your breasts? Are they private on you too?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my 4-year-old daughter to the local pool for swim lessons. As we walked onto the deck she turned to me and said "Mom, that lady has really big boobs!" The whole pool heard, even the man my daughter was referring to. FML
Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML
Today, I took my child to the park. Having been there an hour, another mum came up to me and we started talking. She then told me that one kid had been harassing her children, pointing to my child. When she asked which one was mine I pointed to a random kid. It was hers. FML
Today, I took my two-year-old daughter swimming. While sitting in the hot tub, my daughter pointed to the elderly man sitting across from us and mumbled something. I couldn't understand her, so I asked her to repeat it. After two more attempts, she shouted, "MOM! He has big boobs!" FML
Today, while at a restaurant, my 4 year-old son pointed at a lady and exclaimed, “Mom, her butt is even bigger than yours!” FML
Today, I was at an amusement park with my kids, when a girl in line next to us slipped a hand down her boyfriend's pants and started groping him. I politely asked her to stop, to which she snorted, "Why? Your kids've gotta learn the birds and bees somehow." FML
Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML
Today, I was holding my 3 year old brother, and apparently he thinks it's hilarious to pull my tank top down and scream ''BOOBS!'' in public. FML
Today, I was playing with my 5 year-old neighbor. I was changing and he saw me naked. Then he went home and his parents came over. Apparently, he told them that I have beautiful boobs. FML
Today, after explaining to my two year old that we were going bra shopping, he decided to announce to the entire bank that we were going to buy Mommy some boobies. FML
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Dawnoftime 12
A child's pursuit for knowledge has no boundaries.
gamermonster 34
The joy of kids.
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Comments (75)
more4me 27
I would have laughed so hard if a kid asked me that ! So cute, hilarious and ... extremely embarrassing for the parent! The kid is onky 3, so basically a talking baby... comoletely understandable ! :)
TheGamingGamer 28
*only* *completely*
proudspanishgirl 10
You're doing a great job as a mother lol
ConfusedCat 11
Seriously, what is with your comments?
crudeandrudeguy 29
I don't think English is her first language, but she's pretty so I'm willing to ignore that her comments are always a bit weird
LyricaSilvan 30
I'm not 100% sure she completely understands what she's saying, to be honest.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Does he have an older brother that maybe taught him that?
itsme82 18
Really? Why does everyone think this is so cute? It's not... It was inappropriate. Not to mention ice never heard of kids doing such a thing.
insecurewife07 3
Well you must not have been around many young kids in your life. When my little sister was 2 my moms was standing at the door talking to some maintenance guy and she was wearing a zip up top. My little sister ran up and pulled down the zipper. That was really awkward for everyone involved. My aunt had to stop wearing skirts while her kids were young because they'd run under and hide in them. Kids don't understand boundaries.
jonjonguapito 15
Let me introduce to you Aunty Grumphy, who hates toddlers and their "inappropiate" antics
classicsparkles 17
Kids don't have experience with much and learn appropriate and inappropriate from experience. Once with our grandma at the dentist when my sister was 2 a woman walked in and she gasped loudly and announced "GRANDMA. LOOK AT WHAT BIG BOOBIES THAT LADY HAS." She wasn't trying to be inappropriate or embarrass anyone she was a baby and legitimately just impressed with a piece of anatomy.
purple_duck88 6
The ignorance award goes to....
ElTrumpo2K16 5
What toddlers do. It's their thing, they do embarrassing things. Seems like your child is on the right path so far ???
UserError94 18
Ah kids lol. You can expect more problems like these abreast!
GrumpyGrinch 23
While I do understand that the baby is only 3 years old, I totally hate other peoples kids treating me as if I was their chew toy, like when I couldn't shake a stranger's chocolate covered toddler out of my skirt where it was clinging like a koala. Why can't the parents keep their offspring under some control? Do they really want people start kicking their babies? And yes, I'm a grandma.
DoomedGemini 38
They're in a park, did you keep your children right next to you at all times or some shit? Op was probably supervising him while he played and he took off to the woman before she could react
LyricaSilvan 30
If you respond to little kids doing things by kicking them, you should never have had kids to begin with.
ashdhddnn 4
It's ok. I'm 20 and I still do thay
Inkoseh 33
I can see it happening. You've taught your child that its inappropriate to do to you (mom) but he doesn't understand it means anyone else. I feel bad for the person it happened to, but use that time to teach them how it is inappropriate to others, and apologize profusely to the woman, making sure your toddler does too. If he hadn't learned yet, he should know now.
vikky538 29
Your child will become the best plastic surgeon ever