Today, while at the park, my 3 year-old ran up to a lady, grabbed her chest and loudly asked, "Are these your breasts? Are they private on you too?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took my 4-year-old daughter to the local pool for swim lessons. As we walked onto the deck she turned to me and said "Mom, that lady has really big boobs!" The whole pool heard, even the man my daughter was referring to. FML
Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML
Today, I took my child to the park. Having been there an hour, another mum came up to me and we started talking. She then told me that one kid had been harassing her children, pointing to my child. When she asked which one was mine I pointed to a random kid. It was hers. FML
Today, I took my two-year-old daughter swimming. While sitting in the hot tub, my daughter pointed to the elderly man sitting across from us and mumbled something. I couldn't understand her, so I asked her to repeat it. After two more attempts, she shouted, "MOM! He has big boobs!" FML
Today, while at a restaurant, my 4 year-old son pointed at a lady and exclaimed, “Mom, her butt is even bigger than yours!” FML
Today, I was at an amusement park with my kids, when a girl in line next to us slipped a hand down her boyfriend's pants and started groping him. I politely asked her to stop, to which she snorted, "Why? Your kids've gotta learn the birds and bees somehow." FML
Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML
Today, I was holding my 3 year old brother, and apparently he thinks it's hilarious to pull my tank top down and scream ''BOOBS!'' in public. FML
Today, I was playing with my 5 year-old neighbor. I was changing and he saw me naked. Then he went home and his parents came over. Apparently, he told them that I have beautiful boobs. FML
Today, after explaining to my two year old that we were going bra shopping, he decided to announce to the entire bank that we were going to buy Mommy some boobies. FML
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Dawnoftime 12
A child's pursuit for knowledge has no boundaries.
gamermonster 34
The joy of kids.
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nykkilynn16 7
Kids are fascinated with boobs. They're still close enough to the age of breastfeeding, it's natural to be curious. The parent is teaching them, clearly. I would have laughed it off and says, "yes honey, they're private on me too." Easy way to help reinforce what a parent is teaching and a funny story later on. Anyone with kids knows that there are bound to be some embarrassing moments.
SlapsKnee 12
Such innocence.
Odannyboy 21
Irresistible
RogueWarrior869 23
Hopping on board with the people who rightfully find what was done not cute and more in the wrong area. You got lucky the kid wasn't possibly hit since that's some peoples reflex to surprise groping from a stranger. Hope you at least had the kid apologize and use this a time to teach it that what it did was very wrong.
TAntobella 14
Your child is a sex offender
irrelephant1 19
Dear Grandmother who doesn't care for chocolate covered bear hugs under her skirt. Referring to yourself as being treated as a chew toy and asking if people really want others to start kicking their children away? An awful lot of thoughts comparing a toddler to how some inhumane people treats dogs don't ya think. Bet your grandkids love to come over! Have they learned to sit in a cage at your home? Not nice to compare toddler with dogs. Adults neither. Then the dogs are way better!
LyricaSilvan 30
You could have replied to her comment directly. Just to let you know.
manuwish 9
kids :)!
momo3p 22
How did he reach? Was the lady short or was he tall?
BearGerhart 8
From his age and the way he phrased his question it should have been obvious to her that he had been curious about his mom's breasts, and had been told that they were private. All great the parenting in the world though can't always anticipate how a child's curiosity will react to new information. Hopefully she was a good sport - she probably has kids she's close to, even if she's not a mom herself