Today, my boyfriend of three months texted me saying he loves me. I excitedly started texting back, "I love you too." Before I even got done, he messaged again saying, "Can you send a pic of your tits to me now?" FML
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Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend, hoping to get some emotional support. He texted me back twenty minutes later, asking for nude pictures. FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend of 6 months saying that I was in the mood, and that I was in bed, and naked. He texted back saying "U got fingers, use them, im going to bed xoxo". FML
Recognize this?
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend of over a year a text message telling him how much I loved him, how perfect he is for me and what I love about him. He sent me back a text saying, "I thought you had class." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
It's the thought that counts
Today, I sent my boyfriend a dirty picture to turn him on. He texted back: "Jfc, why wud u tease me like that?? Srsly fuck off". FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend of three and a half years a text message spilling my heart out, saying I'll love him forever, and how much I appreciate him in my life, that I want to be the mother of his children, etc. His text back to me? "Are you drunk?!?" FML
Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a naughty pic. I then asked him if there was anything else he wanted before I got dressed. His reply? "No it's fine." FML
Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and I sent him a sexy picture of myself topless. He texted back, "Ewwwww." FML
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rockr_chick 5
should have texted back "sure baby! hold on ;)" then find a pic of hairy balls on google and send that
allmidnighteyes 11
Leave the ************.
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Comments (167)
robtuffguy 0
FIRST Lol who gives a sh*t??? I do! Muhuhahaha!
Shookitup 0
uhm...please tell me you didn't :/ and if I was you, I would tell him to find some respect or find another girl.
ToastGurl 0
That's horrible of him, I'd break up with him for using the word love for such a perverted want.
joseph4242423 0
I love how it is just women and a gay Asian who find this to be faulty. Three months and you haven't shown your ****? Come on. By the way all you hairy ass feminists who are gonna egasm over this don't bother. I swear most women are hypocrits when it comes to their bodies. Of course when a guy whistles at a hot girl he is a pig, but the girl who wore no bra and a tight tshirt with short shorts is a vitctim of the "pig".
Trupe 3
Haha that really is hilarious. I bet he thought he made some kind of brilliant scientific breakthrough. I've been doing it all wrong! I'll tell her I love her THEN ask for a picture of her ****! It's foolproof!
Artsygirl90 14
It's probably true love.
catalystics 2
if u loved him enough u would send that picture before he finds another pair of **** he likes
onelove222 0
lmao really ? he wants a picture ? if he was really smooth enough he wouldn't need pictures aha he's a keeper
That_Guy_Jake_JR 0
Girls need respect? What is this new rules I have not been informed of, and who made it?! JK :) Agree with 3 OP Sexting is bad and only leads to trouble!
Flinlock 0
what a douchebag! I'm always amazed at the assholes that posters on here start dating in the first place... dump him fast OP
bluebladez 0
lol don't listen to these monkeys everybody a perv in there own way
ninjacapo 2
wow it must be rare for him to tell u he loves u
epicenur 2
make him a sammich
twinny_sc 13
I would have been extremely pissed if the first time my boyfriend told me he loved me was through text.
buzz18 7
don't expect to see them until they offer to show you! rushing is never good
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
55 is speaking sense.
twinny_sc 13
Thank you 66. At least someone agrees with me.
twinny_sc 13
oops I mean 62...
epr 0
Reminds me alot of someone, hahaha. All he wanted was my body, of course I wasnt stupid enough to fall for it, but he never gave up. It got so crazzy annoying, I just emotionally butchered him with unappealing words. Most things with a penis... just no.
956TXking 0
YDI for not putting out
Jizwold 0
lol that sounds like my ex wrote this. nearly the same thing happend haha but I'm kind of a dick... so ya probably not the best thing to say to her
emmiejean7 0
typical guy
Rwstudent1 0
That guy is not smooth at all. Most likely a TOOL and a complete D-bag who doesnt know how to treat a lady. Your call OP keep him or leave. But dont expect to get much respect out of him in the future. Even less if you put out.
MissRachieee 3
I hope you didn't. :/
rextasy 0
Thanks for showing most of yours to us, however, MissRachieee!
ThaggleS 0
this is gunna be totally random but artsygirl has good teeth lol
rudiznell 0
you did didn't you? you're his bitch you do what he says
KingdomQueen23 0
#86- oh god, you better be joking
Rwstudent1 0
and you might want to clean your room missrachieee before your parents ground you and take your phone away lol
ImsoMikhail 0
2 so this is a bad time too ask for a pic of your ****? sike I'm only 14.
itsjustme13 0
#41, I very much like your ninja outfit. ;-)
kocoman500 2
um... so did you do it??????
MissRachieee 3
#90 I was at a my friend Andrea's house when I took that picture...
duckie227 22
well did u send him one? how dare u not
xiShawnx 0
53 is a ****** winner!!! ahah I rofl'd cuz ur comment "Make him a sammich" xD
curryish0tt 0
numba 3 u can't be talkin look at ur prof pic
Rwstudent1 0
115. lmao not the point i was trying to make kiddo
dgaf247 0
75 - I find it hard to believe that anyone would want your body, honestly, why lie to people over the Internet? hmmm?
dgaf247 0
80 - I find it hard to believe that someone can call another person a tool when you posted a picture of yourself without a shirt in FML... that's classic tool behavior. sounds like the pot calling the kettle black huh?
the17doctor 12
gotta love how you getting it wrong was the number your post was :P i thought you were saying it as a joke til i read the next post but yeah, that guy is really stupid......got way more smoother ways of doing it than that.
ajporrasm 0
yeah I agree with 124. you're calling someone else a tool and a d-bag, yet here you are with a profile pic with your shirt off. hypocrite? hmmm. I also know I do not have a picture, I can't put one through my mobile but I will soon :P
crimsongetsu 0
I wish it wer that easy... I am writing thiz down and using it as a break up line sometime in tha future
Rwstudent1 0
124 and 128. Really? Come on guys. there is also a word called stereotype. Just because i have this pic doesnt automatically make me a TOOL. just like i wouldnt look at 124s pic and assume that hes a nerd that never gets laid. Stereotypes man. Lets all play nice.
comedychick 1
woooow plaaayed
Ouroboros_fml 0
Dear OP, If his mother sympathizes with you convince her to let you take a picture of her breasts, send THAT to your boyfriend, when he notices they aren't yours, suggest the possibility of a threesome, and ask if he liked them, when he's in over his head, tell him who they really belong to, that will teach him not to be such a douchebag!
fmlova 0
gay wad
OffTJHook3r 2
go home. that is the worst joke ice ever heard you queer ****. gay picture as well
dadoctors 2
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thats funny first
robtuffguy 0
Thanks =))
MrSassypants 34
I was gonna say you fail at life with your fail face and your failness at everything but noticed you didn't mean to be first. so you don't fail at everything! jk ;)
selenagirl_fml 0
lol not surprised much
robtuffguy 0
Awww how could you block me???? What I did? * Goes to cry *
allmidnighteyes 11
Leave the ************.
Somefruits 24
Or send him a picture of some birds from the family Paridae!
mystic_star 0
what a insensitive douche
Haha_donkey 0
text him a picture of a goatse or something
exova 0
Genius.
rockr_chick 5
should have texted back "sure baby! hold on ;)" then find a pic of hairy balls on google and send that
selenagirl_fml 0
good one lol
jearojas 4
agree with number 10
EvilCupcake8361 9
lol awesome
fisher50 0
agree with number 93
misstamz 0
so did u send it?
XxDrUnKeNGaMeRxX 0
13- if she sent it she sent it she probably wouldn't have minded and this FML wouldn't exist....just a thought
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
14: Never underestimate the stupidity of a girl who's afraid to be single.
jweezy89 4
What's wrong with girls who are afraid to be single? Much easier to control in my opinion.