Today, while at the park, my 3 year-old ran up to a lady, grabbed her chest and loudly asked, "Are these your breasts? Are they private on you too?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my 4-year-old daughter to the local pool for swim lessons. As we walked onto the deck she turned to me and said "Mom, that lady has really big boobs!" The whole pool heard, even the man my daughter was referring to. FML
Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML
Today, I took my child to the park. Having been there an hour, another mum came up to me and we started talking. She then told me that one kid had been harassing her children, pointing to my child. When she asked which one was mine I pointed to a random kid. It was hers. FML
Today, I took my two-year-old daughter swimming. While sitting in the hot tub, my daughter pointed to the elderly man sitting across from us and mumbled something. I couldn't understand her, so I asked her to repeat it. After two more attempts, she shouted, "MOM! He has big boobs!" FML
Today, while at a restaurant, my 4 year-old son pointed at a lady and exclaimed, “Mom, her butt is even bigger than yours!” FML
Today, I was at an amusement park with my kids, when a girl in line next to us slipped a hand down her boyfriend's pants and started groping him. I politely asked her to stop, to which she snorted, "Why? Your kids've gotta learn the birds and bees somehow." FML
Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML
Today, I was holding my 3 year old brother, and apparently he thinks it's hilarious to pull my tank top down and scream ''BOOBS!'' in public. FML
Today, I was playing with my 5 year-old neighbor. I was changing and he saw me naked. Then he went home and his parents came over. Apparently, he told them that I have beautiful boobs. FML
Today, after explaining to my two year old that we were going bra shopping, he decided to announce to the entire bank that we were going to buy Mommy some boobies. FML
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Top comments
Dawnoftime 12
A child's pursuit for knowledge has no boundaries.
gamermonster 34
The joy of kids.
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Comments (75)
ssnow_fml 20
That's a good pickup line
JocelynKaulitz 28
It is if you want to get punched in the face.
A07 48
No, it's really not
crudeandrudeguy 29
I advise against it, the last time I used it I ended up in court
LyricaSilvan 30
Please record yourself trying it on some women. Then watch the recording of you getting slapped/punched/kicked in the balls over and over until you understand your mistake.
gamermonster 34
The joy of kids.
Dawnoftime 12
A child's pursuit for knowledge has no boundaries.
ballinball 14
and no bras
abbyade 21
awwww. I hope the poor lady wasn't too alarmed. Your kid is three lol so funny. I really do hope the lady had a sense of humour.
MandyO 15
Good principle that just didn't translate. Hopefully she was understanding since he was so young!
darshini_ii 24
Not considering how awkward it must've been for you, it is quite funny. Hope the lady didn't really take it too bad.
sinisterace 12
Your kid is only three haha don't sweat it too much.
Mathalamus 25
It's funny, but only once. Try teaching him to not do that.
trex454 21
try?
Mathalamus 25
It can be difficult to teach a three year old.
trex454 21
do or do not there is no try
tantanpanda 26
You can tell a kid to always look both ways before crossing a street, but it doesn't mean they'll do it.
Laphog 17
Honey, **** breast not to do that again !
rpaiva00 10
What a natural, soon to be savage haha