Today, after explaining to my two year old that we were going bra shopping, he decided to announce to the entire bank that we were going to buy Mommy some boobies. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML
Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML
Today, I was holding my 3 year old brother, and apparently he thinks it's hilarious to pull my tank top down and scream ''BOOBS!'' in public. FML
It's not what you think
Today, I took my 4 year-old son to the bank with me. He asked why we were going, and I explained that I had a couple of checks that they would turn into money. When we got in line, he loudly exclaimed, "Mommy has checks for money!" Except "checks" sounded almost exactly like "sex." FML
Hello?
Today, I was trying on bras in a shop when a little kid stuck their head under my stall. I was completely topless and completely surprised when they asked if I was their mommy. I'm 16. FML
But he's only 5
Today, I was playing with my 5 year-old neighbor. I was changing and he saw me naked. Then he went home and his parents came over. Apparently, he told them that I have beautiful boobs. FML
Today, I went swimming. As I was getting out of the very crowded pool a little girl ran up to me pointed and yelled, "Mommy, I want big boobies like that when I grow up." I'm 16. I'm a boy. FML
Nice of her
Today, I was sitting on the couch with my 5 year-old on my lap. All of a sudden, she turned to me and said, "Daddy, I love your boobies. They're a good pillow." My own kid just called me fat. FML
Hereditary?
Today, my 4 year-old daughter was looking at a magazine cover with a well endowed model showing off her cleavage. She looked at me and said, "Mommy, when I grow up, will I have big round boobies like her or tiny pointy ones like you?" FML
Today, I went bra shopping with my mother. She insisted that I try on a bunch of push-up bras, and I told her I didn't want to, because it's false advertising. She looked at me and said that I need all the help I can get. FML
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Vamphyre73 12
Kids and their silly comments. But why would you even specify what type of shopping?
Damn_Hippster 11
Why would you tell your 2 year old that you were going to go bra shopping? He's only 2. He obviously doesn't understand.
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MyMilkShake2Yard 0
First
memob123 0
No one.....cares
Sebastian_NG 17
I wonder if it will take less than 5 minutes to get you buried
pyromania21 0
wonder If any u dumbshits askin how he knows wat a bra is stopped to think maybe the mom told him cause kids are curious at that age
Vamphyre73 12
Kids and their silly comments. But why would you even specify what type of shopping?
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Exactly. This is definitely a YDI. Plus, I'm sure most people already understand that some things kids say shouldn't be taken seriously. If anything, you should be happy your child gave the bank a good laugh.
NotsoobviousTrol 5
Well at least he knows they're not for him
amyjadee 0
Why does your two year know what bras are?
Llamacod 11
Amyjadee, maybe because her two year old isn't a ******* moron, maybe that's how the 2 year old knew.
SokDek 14
I wonder what ops kid would have said if op needed to buy a jock strap...
ellybelly_502 4
I agree, the kid didn't have to know what your shopping for! Oh and Llamacod... you don't have to be such an ass!
markmiller2023 0
llamacod, chill the **** out, i have a 2 year old niece and and she doesnt know
efemel94 7
You just went full retard
ledstratdak 0
guys I'm pretty sure 43 was joking around.
mfazi456 7
Why does a 2 yr. old have to know what a bra is?
kidtoronto 5
No 2 year old should know what a bra is
n_epic_fail 14
Kids now a days are smarter than we give them credit for, they pay attention to what's happening around them weather we realize it or not
ShroomsOnAcid 17
And what exactly is wrong about a 2 year old knowing what a bra is? Kids absorb information about everything around them, and some are naturally more curious than others. What is inherently wrong with answering your kid if they ask what that is, aside from minor embarrassments for the parent in situations such as this one?
Llamacod 11
Wow mark, you've actually held a bra up to your nieve and asked what it is? No, then how the hell would you know if she know what it is? And for those schmucks who think they "know" what 2 year olds should know; the age of 2 actually consists of much mental development. A 2 year old at 35 months old (still 2 years of age) is much more advanced mentally than at 25 months.
Llamacod 11
And yes, actually, I have 5 kids spanned from 16yrs to 9mo. Tell me geniuses, what do you tell your 2 yr old (this question is for the women and mark, who apparently also wears bras around his niece) when they see you dressing and ask what it is? Mark, did you tell your niece to "stfu"? Because that's a real mather attitude to have. You are the same screwed up asses that call a penis a wee wee I presume.
Llamacod 11
Mature attitude not mather
xXshadowrollerXx 6
Llamacod, you have a valid argument, but I don't think it works in this situation. Yes, if a two year old saw you with a bra, asked what it was, and you told them, they would know. However, if this never happened, you wouldn't expect a two year old to discover what a bra is on their own, right? In fact, at two years old, a child probably isn't even interested in what you're wearing. OP never indicates that they told their child about bras prior to at the bank, so you don't really know. And lastly, had the child known what bras were, they wouldn't have said "We're going to buy Mommy boobies", would they? I rest my case. Also, on a side note, if you start attacking others to solidify your own argument, you actually weaken it. Calm down, cause no one did anything to you.
KeyboardWarrior 10
For the record llama, I thumbed you up. I see no problem with a 2 year old knowing what a bra is. Not like they see one on a regular basis, if you know what I mean.
NotDave 0
Is there anything wrong with a 2 year old knowing what a bra is? No. Is it necessary to teach a 2 year old what a bra is? No. Is llamacod a total asshole? Pretty much. Did I sum up this comment thread alright?
ShroomsOnAcid 17
110 - If a child didn't know what bras were, how would they know they have anything to do with boobs? Did you think your post through?
nocturnal240 0
I don't what two year olds you know, but I work with kids and I would say 99% don't know
Llamacod 11
Shadowroller have you ever been around a 2 year old? Let me tell you one thing about kids aged 2-5, they are curious about everything. You're correct, op didn't state that op jr ever asked about bras, but lets face reality here, this kid must be the smartest ******* 2 yr old on the planet to know absolutely nothing about a bra and yet know that they have something to do with mommy's luscious, luscious fun bags.
Llamacod 11
And nocturnal, if I were you I'd be really, really careful not to get caught asking the kids you work with what bras are as you show them one... What? You don't do that? ohh silly me, just how do you bring up the topic of what a bra is? See, just trying to show you that just because they don't talk about bras all day long doesn't mean they don't know what one is.
DropTheDaggerxx 31
I'm pretty surprised that people are saying most two year olds don't/shouldn't know what a bra is. My sister is 26 months and knows what one is. Since OP's son is a boy and doesn't wear a bra, of course he's going to be curious. Why lie to him, or even omit the truth? Depending on when/if the child stopped breast feeding, he may already know what breasts are. I think this is cute.
koolkat27 13
there's nothing wrong with kids knowing what bras are. I mean it's just something that holds your boobs up right? kids already know about boobs since they were probably breastfed so I thinks it's natural if her kid knew what it was. why do people have to be so uptight and prudish about breasts?
lolsppl 3
I agree
ilyWoods 5
Wow, kids are way smarter then people credit them for. How about a 13 month old knowing what a bra is? yes, my daughter was nursed until she was almost a year. And at 13 months said bra, shirt, jeans and much more. Now at 25 months, the daycare has her in the 3-4 year old room because they can't occupy her brain. Children have learnt everything they know, and have to learn everything they will know! What age they learn it at depends on their mentality. Crap.... At a year and a half my daughter tried peeing on the potty standing up, and said "daddy?" she now knows girls sit, and boys stand. But I guess that makes me a bad parent for teaching my daughter life, instead of just shapes and colours, eh?
chlorinegreen 27
Llama I don't really understand your hostile manner. Everyone raises their child differently. Every child learns at a different rate. In your family they probably do know what a bra is but not every two year old know. You can either agree or disagree but to be out right attacking peoples opinions is just rude. OP your child sounds cute! Enjoy the moments while they last. Your child won't be young forever and they will turn into great funny stories one day!
n_epic_fail 14
All these novel length comments are unnessisary. She's two and knows what a bra is. That's not earth shattering news. Take a chill pill (or two)
sabb1228 0
Learned, not learnt.
daxxbuttons 12
I think that the problem here is that the mother (or father, other supposed-to-be-responsible adult) taught this child that breasts are 'boobies'.
tinkerbell2oo8 4
my son was 15 months when he knew the word boobies he refers to bras as boobies. at least you weren't at the store shopping and he see the bra's and screams "boobies! boobies are awesome! mommy boobies are awesome!" everyone stared. and sadly their fathers usually teach them rhose words and what they are
amyjadee 0
Its preety funny how Llamacod has so many children, but yet he spends his time arguing with people on FML.
lyri10 0
That kid rules!!!
ninjacutie 6
agreed. ^_^
nadyy14 8
Best kid on earth:D
kooochris1995 14
Yay boobies!!!! :D lol
xleanne_aLly 23
Haha, kids say the darnest things.
r0ckoman 0
**** YEAH
sirhobothesecond 3
152- That comment just goes ******* perfect with your pic.
2anonymous2 2
well you could of juss told your child u wer just going shopping
NOTquiteRAMBO 10
Herrrrrp... Derrrrrp...
shoopd 19
You spelled out "your" AND had the correct tense, but couldn't spell out "you"? Amazing.
Llamacod 11
Yet "juss" goes unnoticed?
uFayel 6
Or "wer."
ledstratdak 0
33- why did you type softie on google?
Damn_Hippster 11
Why would you tell your 2 year old that you were going to go bra shopping? He's only 2. He obviously doesn't understand.
ladycamo 0
he obviously does....
imnutsss 0
Seriously what's the big deal? I wish my parent were more forward with me about certain "taboo" topics, I wouldn't be so inhibited these days when it comes to stuff like that..
ShroomsOnAcid 17
48 - There are ways to improve that. Many people have grown up the same way, or perhaps even worse, so I imagine there has been enough study in the area to develop some good tools that can help you. Ridding yourself of your inhibitions is one of the most amazing feelings in the world. Also, people are so hellbent on protecting their children from anything sexual, that in the end it often results in some type of sexual dysfunction, or at least some sexual retardation. When I had the "talk" it consisted basically of why I *should* have sex, and lots of it. However, there was always emphasis on being in a trusting relationship beforehand. Maybe parents should focus less on preventing their kids from having sex, and more on preventing them from being total ****** idiots.
BeefyQueef 5
Couldn't agree more with 65.
ilyWoods 5
65- totally agree about teaching sex, lol. I'm probably not going to tell my daughter (who at the moment is 2) to go out and have sex. But I will teach her as she grows how to be safe about it. I am far from a nudist, but my daughter knows the different body parts, and difference between boys and girls. She knows a baby grows in a tummy and so on. She knows meat is from animals and everything dies eventually. Maybe I have an above intelligent daughter at 2 years one month old. But teaching her life at this stage when her brain is doing nothing but absorbing is far more important to me than all the shapes and colours, which she also learns daily! MrMisfit - have you ever talked to a 2 year old? If they don't have a good vocabulary they use other methods to show you what they are thinking. Pictures, actions and try to say it.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
141 - Thank you for being a smart parent. If more people wanted to do something about the current state of the world, they'd just raise their kids right. It always baffles me why violence and hatred is more acceptable than sex and pure love. Maybe it's because not enough attention is given to the purpose of sex, beyond that of reproduction. Anyway, hopefully more people will start to realize this.
lemonademixer 7
Dude, it's a comment, not a story...
xSorry_fml 10
Kids are starting to like rubber breasts earlier and earlier.
mk58 31
I fear for the next generation of women and their natural boobs.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
I certainly hope there will be any natural boobs left for you to fear for. Next thing you know, girls will be getting expandable implants at birth. You know, to avoid the pain and suffering from doing it later in life.
DKjazz 20
Expandable implants? You can do that? Can you put squeaky toys in them? Or what about being inflatable?
ramboman19 8
It's a moment you will cherish forever OP! Haha
ramboman19 8
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Faggut 0
Padded bras? ;)
Feklfekl2222 32
Ooohhh two tit related FMLs next to each other I bet there's some excited perverts
flockz 20
heheheehehh boobies. *creepy smile*
mk58 31
^ I'm scared. O.O
rahavan 15
You should be ;)