Today, I went on a picnic with my boyfriend's family. I thought it would be nice to wear my sundress and cowgirl boots. The wind repeatedly picked up my dress in front of everyone, including my boyfriend's seedy grandpa, who I have to admit can do a pretty good wolf-whistle. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went for a picnic by the river in the forest with my grandma. I forgot to bring a swimsuit, and wasn't wearing any underwear either, so she just made me go naked. I got caught fully naked by some dirt bikers when I went to find a spot to pee. My grandma just laughed, really hard. FML
Today, I went to a family dinner. My grandma wasted no time calling me a slut for not wearing a dress, my dad called my police officer boyfriend a "fucking pig", and then he told my mother to "put a cock in it" when she defended me. No wonder I hardly ever visit these people. FML
Today, my boyfriend and his parents met my family. My grandpa thought it would be funny to walk around with a realistic gun and make references about being in the mafia. The rest of my family went along with it. FML
Today, my boyfriend showed up at my grandmother's wake in torn jeans and a Family Guy t-shirt. When I took him aside asked him what the hell he was thinking, he lost his temper and stormed out. FML
Today, I gave the toast at my sister's wedding which was outside. Before I started, the wind blew up my dress and wouldn't let up. Instead of giving my heartfelt speech, I spent five minutes fighting with my dress as 130 people pointed at my floral-printed underwear and laughed loudly. FML
Today, I gave a toast at my friend's wedding. When I said, "Everybody raise your glasses," an industrial fan went off and blew my dress over my head. Now, people won't stop talking about how my "blue granny panties" didn't match my dress. FML
Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at dinner with his parents when he discreetly slid his hand up my skirt and tickled me. This caused me to kick his dad's recently broken leg. FML
Today, I decided to dress up a little to go out to the bar. I put on a nice shirt, some leggings, and heels. When I walked out the door, my dad said that I looked like a whore. When I got to my boyfriend's house I told him what my dad had said and he replied, "I'd have to agree with him." FML
Today, I went to the water park with my boyfriend. A swimsuit was required to go on the rides. My bikini straps somehow got torn off and I had nothing else with me. My boyfriend said, "Hell, just wear my spare shorts. You could pass as a guy with your chest". FML
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Top comments
SkyBirdy 5
I hope you were wearing underwear.
The_DoritoNinja 4
Old people are the best. They can get away with almost anything!
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Comments (124)
SkyBirdy 5
I hope you were wearing underwear.
A83_fml 18
At least grandpa got an update on the configuration of pubic hair nowadays. Still awkward though.
perdix 31
I hope you weren't! You could have come away from the picnic with wads of cash and some back-ups in case the boyfriend lets you down.
SkyBirdy 5
#1 :P
tHeDaRkNeSs006 10
Hope you werent wearing lace or something
SkyBirdy 5
I was replying to 13. Fail.
lopsop 12
I see trees of green up that girls skirt too and I think to myself what a wonderful world
Ferretface 13
38- How were you replying to 13 if you were the first comment?
SkyBirdy 5
My comment of 38 was to clear up my mistake of when i was replying to number 13 earlier as number 26. Though, after i realized, i just erased the comment within the 180 seconds. I cant erase my comment of 38 because, of course, the 180 seconds is up now. Im sorry that was bothering you and im glad i can clear up the issue. Have a good day. Sex.
DeviousAngel 13
This is why I wear shorts underneath my dresses.
OHai15 12
they definately wont forget you OP
AssTard 15
It's a miracle! Grandpa has been cured!
taera 8
Darling Perdix, she's not a sex worker! But I will acknowledge that maybe this is a turning point in her career.
stevenJB 25
Hm. Not an FML for everyone else. Why complain? :)
cheekyterier 13
oh I love old people XD
HighGTurn 12
Old people freakin rock, especially veterans.
Il_Maestro 6
Old people? I'm a fan of that wind!
The_DoritoNinja 4
Old people are the best. They can get away with almost anything!
Pentium_4 27
and sometimes they're really funny. i've seen an old guy casually walking around the grocery store with an unlit cig in his mouth
lucy_lue 9
56: That doesn't actually sound funny. Or interesting at all.
Pentium_4 27
it made me chuckle
maxmex13 7
5 - Everything except driving
seb6969 6
Today, I read an FML about a girl going to a picnic wearing a dress that reveals all whenever the wind picks up. Unfortunately, I wasn't there to enjoy the show. FML
CaramelMacchiato 13
I would vote "YDI."
richy90255 8
Perve
alychick 5
Pervert
Torva_fml 16
Dear... Your arms appear to be on backwards!! Here, let me find my doc.
girlfromhellxD 4
YDI.. And anyway, she has a boyfriend :O
I_lost_the_game 25
51- says the guy with a little boy shaving his ass.
s3kShUn47 20
It's a cartoon for comedy, chill
texas_redneck88 10
Don't you just love perverted dirty old guys? LMAO
CaramelMacchiato 13
totezz!!i
zack11742 7
Pics or it didn't happen
arniepalmer 4
Upskirt!!!!!
bglen21 4
Wouldn't you try to adjust it after the first time?
DeviousAngel 13
How do you adjust a dress to not blow up in the wind? I'm pretty sure all she could do is hold it down the whole time. Which isn't always possible if you need your hands for something else at the same time.
JessieMongoose 11
At least Grandpa didn't have a heart attack.
TwiztedYuri 9
and that's how we know she was wearing underwear.
Ari1337 15
Hope you weren't wearing a thong.
xMiss_Maggot 7
why the hell would she wear a thong when she is wearing a dress?
KiddNYC1O 22
Because she can?
mk58 31
35, problem?
ebonyirony 29
35- certain clothes require thongs. Lotsa people don't like all the extra lines if the dress is tighter. Just saying
DeviousAngel 13
80 - I highly doubt it was a tight dress if it flew up with the wind, therefore OP had no need for a thong. However, tighter dresses look much better without an underwear line and thongs are the way to go - plus "safe" to wear because the dress won't fly up. :)