starlover77

Miss SanDiego-ish, CA>.>, United States 30 years-old In a relationship

nothanks 1 May 2011, 14:30 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my elderly father-in-law grabbed my breasts in the pool at a family gathering. I'd let it go as an accident if this wasn't the 4th time it happened today. FML

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anonymous 23 June 2011, 14:19 United States

Bad boys, bad boys

Today, I found out my dad thinks he's famous because he's been on 'Cops', twice. FML

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Username 14 August 2011, 17:44 United States

Today, the guy at Subway asked if I wanted to make my sandwich a footlong. I'm not sure what came over me, but before I realized what I was saying, I'd told him that I couldn't handle 12 inches. FML

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