Today, while at the beach, I was mistaken for Snooki. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, while I was at the beach I decided to go into the ocean even though the waves looked rough. While I was in the water, I got caught by the riptide and needed to be saved. The reason I was at the beach? I'm a lifeguard. Now all my co-workers won't stop laughing at me. FML
Today, I was mistaken for a prostitute. Twice. While in my work uniform. FML
Today, some girl in the street mistook me for Richard Simmons. FML
Hey guys!
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
A shooting waiting to happen
Today, I was once again mistaken for an escaped convict. I live near a women's correctional facility and apparently my nursing scrubs look a lot like their prisoners' uniforms. The cop made me late for work. FML
Weird flex, but OK
Today, I was at the beach walking on the boardwalk without a shirt on. Two cute girls are walking my way and I decide to try and impress them by flexing my abs. While I flexed them, I accidentally let a fart out that everyone heard. Everybody, including the girls, laughed hysterically at me. FML
Today, on more than one occasion, I was mistaken for my boyfriend's mother, by his own family. FML
Today, sun was shining and I felt confident enough to go sunbathing at the beach. In only my bikini and towel, I laid out to get some sun. A while later, a little girl came up to me and said, "Aren't you embarrassed that you're so huge?" FML
Today, while at the waterpark, some guy came up to me and profusely thanked me for wearing a one-piece swimsuit. FML
Shark Week
Today, while at the beach, as a joke, I told my girlfriend that I was a shark. She then poked my eyes and punched me in the nose. When I started to get mad, she just shrugged and asked, "What? You're the one that wanted to be a shark. Don't you watch Shark Week?" FML
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MrFraser25 2
I was mistaken for Osama before... worst day ever
batfan5683 6
are you fat and orange???
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minnymouse20 13
stop using all the fake spray tan. and dont look like a *****. then u wont get mistaken as her
TalkinSmack 6
how does having a tan make someone a *****?
hellogoodbye1996 6
it doesn't she's saying not to look like a ***** with the clothes. and she's also saying not to be orange.
2ndSucks 15
38.. youre telling her not to look like a *****, yet you gladly admit that youre a ***** in your info. Kind of hypocritical, no? Besides if having a tan makes you a *****, we live in an awful world.
unlucky90 4
you're an idiot
SkyiiStarflower 0
ahaa. dude, get a hold of yourself. .-.
chelseaaababyyy 17
78 - haha i noticed that too
minnymouse20 13
yah thts what i ment to sayy..
Awahso 25
What's a snooki?
edogy 0
I don't know but it's very famous
quadder 0
your better off not knowing
gleek47 0
nope nope its who's snookie!
quadder 0
63 he had it right the first time
Allyb321 0
wowwwwwwww you don't wanna no
fuhkinsupah 0
anyone else tumb down the person above me just because she said it?
KaliKakes 0
its a orange, short, bumped up hair, whorey jersey girl.
cupcakemo 0
you lucky duck!!
green_eggs_and_h 0
That's okay Op, I get mistaken as Snooki all the time too.
itsmeyippie 0
But it says your a man in your info :-/
iLoveBoobies21 0
stop tanning. problem solved! :D
BWill9014 4
Well, if your hair style is even remotely like her's with that little bun thing she always wears... you shouldn't be upset because they means that YDI
bebe088 0
hahahhahahhahah.
isac1234 0
THAT IS SO FUCCKING COOL
unlucky90 4
YOU'RE SO FUCCKING RETARDED
everybodyluvsMEN 0
Youre Sofa King We Todd Did. yes, i am 5 years old.
PushBarToOpen 5
Picture or it didn't happen!
PatrickStar2011 0
And that's bad because..? Well, it's actually GOOD and BAD.