Today, I was drinking from a water fountain. I bent over to sip the water and felt a HUGE slap on my ass. Completely confused, I turn around to see some guy with a horrified look on his face. Apparently he thought I was his girlfriend. Then I saw his girlfriend standing behind him, giving me the evil eye. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at the gym when I saw one of my friends at the water fountain. I went over and gave him a man ass slap while he was drinking. It wasn't my friend. I now have a black eye. FML
Today, I was at a water park when my stomach started to hurt. I didn’t think anyone was behind me so was I ripped ass so hard, I almost shat myself. However, there was someone behind me, and the look they gave me was disturbing. FML.
Today, I was walking on a main street downtown. Suddenly, I felt someone slap my butt. I turned around, expecting to be my girlfriend who was to meet me there and almost gave an old homeless man a kiss on the cheek. FML
Today, I was in class with a water bottle on my desk. I was on my phone not paying attention, when some girl knocked it over by accident. I went to grab it, even though it was in the corner of my eye. I caught the bottle of water but I also happened to grab her ass at the same time. FML
Today, I saw a girl I have a crush on sitting on a fountain, away from everyone. I thought this would be the perfect time to make a move on her. I tapped her on the shoulder, which scared her. She nervously flenched and began to piss herself. FML
Today, my friend whacked me in the family jewels while I was washing my hands in our college bathroom. While I lay writhing in pain on the floor, a guy at the urinal turned around towards me to see what was wrong. He was still peeing. FML
Today, I went to the mall with my girlfriend to buy some new clothes, and I turned around to give her a quick kiss. My lips were half-way to "her" face when I saw instead the face of another lady. She slapped me. My girlfriend was standing next to me, very pissed off. FML
Today, I was out when a guy walking with his girlfriend eyed me up. I made a shocked face at him and kept walking. The next thing I knew, his girlfriend was beating the shit out of me claiming that I was "the other woman." I'd never seen the guy before in my life. FML
Today, I went out to lunch with a couple of work buddies. Trying to be suave, I started hitting on our waitress. Not two seconds after saying, "Hey baby," I felt ice water on my balls. The guy next to me had spilled both our water glasses. FML
Today, I saw a drunk guy hitting on a girl sitting alone at the bar. She insisted that her boyfriend was there, but he didn't relent. So I went over and put my arm around her and asked "Who's this guy?" He walked away, but then I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was her boyfriend. He broke my arm. FML
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4ube_fml 6
Yes, it's the guy's FML really :)
azurablade 0
more like FHL
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Comments (122)
xlostwithoutu 0
Haha first and that's goddam hilarious that made my day
Hanban 0
If the girlfriend is hot, be flattered. :D
watisthis 0
o lawd
ps2stony 0
musta felt weird since people usually don't take a second glance at your face.
XYZzzzzzzz 0
Much worse for the guy
lickmyjock 0
You liked it. I've stopped myself a few times from doing that a few times honestly. Thank god I did.
blakehilli8 0
betch
PimhNL 3
roflmao, that must have been embarrasing not first btw ?
laur3nmae 0
That actually sounds like quite an amusing situation, not really an FML.
EquallyRacist 0
Today, I slapped a girl at a water fountain on the ass thinking she was my girlfriend, she gave me a horrified/disgusted look and my girlfriend was behind me. FML
jacetopia96 1
or Today, my boyfriend slapped another girl's ass when I was right behind him. FML
4ube_fml 6
Yes, it's the guy's FML really :)
azurablade 0
more like FHL
spartans916 1
he deserved it.
KyoshiroT 32
"Today, I was walking around with my girlfriend. I looked away for a second, then looked back to see her drinking from the fountain, so I slapped her ass. Turns out she was a complete stranger, and my girlfriend was beside me the whole entire time, giving her the evil eye. FML."
1990TD 6
HAHAHA! Epic! My sister once slapped an older woman because she thought it was our aunt :')
iangel92 2
lmfao!!!!!!
xdre09x 0
you know you liked it lol
hXcsoccerplaya 0
lol exactly what I was thinking. you must not have been too horrified that he spanked you, else you would have said something in front of his girlfriend
flashback.miss 28
ooo protect yourself against that girl... thats the best advice we can give and mayve you can report to the principal 'cause that's some sort of sexual harrassment :)
kales_4 0
You suck. Not every mistake is sexual harrassment. People get ****** over by people like you for no legitimate reason.
lem0n_fml 0
Thank you, kales_4. Finally, someone who respects the fact that other people make MISTAKES. It's only human.
flashback.miss 28
lol your comment is full of shit just like gale kales Xp
peacemadison2012 0
ha i would turn around, look the girlfriend up then down, then be like "bitch please" and walk away
effyoubitch 5
Hit that bitch with a bottle.
crudeandrudeguy 29
16- Every time I read one of your comments my IQ drops...