Holidays: Today, while at the beach, I was mistaken for Snooki. FML

Unknown 7 July 2011, 15:12 United States

Today, while at the beach, I was mistaken for Snooki. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Anonymous 5 September 2009, 07:22 United States

Today, while I was at the beach I decided to go into the ocean even though the waves looked rough. While I was in the water, I got caught by the riptide and needed to be saved. The reason I was at the beach? I'm a lifeguard. Now all my co-workers won't stop laughing at me. FML

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Bee 8 June 2011, 00:13 Canada

Today, I was mistaken for a prostitute. Twice. While in my work uniform. FML

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romancocks 9 May 2014, 20:31 Palatka, United States

Today, some girl in the street mistook me for Richard Simmons. FML

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iannie 31 July 2011, 21:45 United States

Hey guys!

Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML

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Never Been Arrested 1 March 2016, 21:44 State College, United States

A shooting waiting to happen

Today, I was once again mistaken for an escaped convict. I live near a women's correctional facility and apparently my nursing scrubs look a lot like their prisoners' uniforms. The cop made me late for work. FML

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gotmon3y 7 April 2009, 16:12 United States

Weird flex, but OK

Today, I was at the beach walking on the boardwalk without a shirt on. Two cute girls are walking my way and I decide to try and impress them by flexing my abs. While I flexed them, I accidentally let a fart out that everyone heard. Everybody, including the girls, laughed hysterically at me. FML

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Anonymous 2 August 2012, 19:16 Lloydminster, Canada

Today, on more than one occasion, I was mistaken for my boyfriend's mother, by his own family. FML

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Anonymous 3 April 2011, 17:31 United States

Today, sun was shining and I felt confident enough to go sunbathing at the beach. In only my bikini and towel, I laid out to get some sun. A while later, a little girl came up to me and said, "Aren't you embarrassed that you're so huge?" FML

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ifeelfat 17 June 2014, 20:44 United States

Today, while at the waterpark, some guy came up to me and profusely thanked me for wearing a one-piece swimsuit. FML

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sharkboy 11 June 2012, 02:33 Honolulu, United States

Shark Week

Today, while at the beach, as a joke, I told my girlfriend that I was a shark. She then poked my eyes and punched me in the nose. When I started to get mad, she just shrugged and asked, "What? You're the one that wanted to be a shark. Don't you watch Shark Week?" FML

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MrFraser25 2

7 July 2011, 19:48

I was mistaken for Osama before... worst day ever

batfan5683 6

7 July 2011, 18:46

are you fat and orange???

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mcintosh123 15

7 July 2011, 18:47

How can they notice you when Snooki is 4" something tall :D

karrie09 0

7 July 2011, 23:42

I'm the same height as her:/

baileybug93 0

8 July 2011, 07:52

That says four inches...

mcintosh123 15

8 July 2011, 08:13

Haha I'm such a dummy well sorry about that :P

cldean24 4

8 July 2011, 15:27

omg 327, thanks for pouting that out we would have never guessed he actually meant 4 foot. Wow, this comment makes so much more sense. You, my friend, are a regular Einstein. More of your theories, intellect, and great wisdom please?