Today, while at school, a bra fell out of my coat. After the initial shock, people started congratulating me on finally getting a girlfriend. I didn't have the heart to tell them it was my mom's. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was hanging out at my school with some friends when my mom came to pick me up. A girl I knew wanted a hug before I left. I turned around to hug her and a clip on my backpack got stuck on her tank top. I tuned away the clip pulled the shirt ripping it and exposing her naked chest. FML
Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said, "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML
Today, while at a grocery store, I told my mom I had some good news. She exclaimed, "You finally got a boyfriend?!" No mom, just an A on my math test. FML
Today, one of my dorm-mates started laughing at a bra hanging to dry in our bathroom. She thought it was hilarious that a college student would still have "such small, baby tits." It was my bra. FML
Today, I told my friends I was kissed by a girl. They said "Yeah, probably by your mom." The sad thing is, they were right. FML
Today, a woman had a wardrobe malfunction right in front of me. As if that's not awkward enough, that woman was my own mother. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to announce to the class that I finally got a girlfriend. I received a standing ovation. FML
Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML
Today, I went into my Moms room to look for a t-shirt. I went into her drawer and behind all of her clothes was a cell phone. Not only did I not find the t-shirt, I also found out my Mom is cheating on my Dad with someone from work and now I have to pretend like I don't know. I work there too. FML
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Nordah 15
I'm going to hope this is a laundry mishap, and not extremely creepy.
SouthernPride95 19
Look on the bright side your now 50% cooler
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Comments (202)
Christie110 6
Why the hell was your moms bra in your coat?!
greeneye_fml 12
Items like bras, panties and socks can get stuck in other clothes in the dryer.
FlashBurn 13
Hmm... maybe you'll finally start doing your own laundry! I thought everyone knew that bras are better off hand washed because they fall apart faster if machine washed? Yes, I am a guy and single and I know that. Don't ask.
challan 19
I can't not ask!!! Which do you prefer... satin or lace?
FlashBurn 13
Hmm, being a virgin and all I don't think I can give a proper answer. Personally, I would say lace is pretty to look at but satin would be more sensual, and fun getting hands on, I should think. :p
challan 19
Pics or it didn't happen. I think you'd look puuurty in hot pink.
senor_awesome 14
106- I must say, your comments and your description match your pic almost perfectly.
FlashBurn 13
Why thank you, 175! I don't care about others opinion of me. :D I'm just saddened that your comment compared to your pic and description/name is a complete letdown.
challan 19
pictures or it didn't happen. I'd like to see you in hot pink, if I can make a request.
challan 19
ok op... start a conversation with the girl you like... about your girlfriend. give a wonderful description of how you rock as a boyfriend. subtle though... tell all the awesome places you've gone and what you've surprised her with. easier to get one, when you've got one.
challan 19
of course, a relationship based on lies will never last, but you need to get your feet wet and build up some confidence.
outoftown 27
#96, Also refers to shower rods, hangers, other types of air drying. Bras do not like dryers, not one little bit.
roxstarpony 8
What were you doing with your moms bra?
felixbam 0
What.The.****. Why was your mum's bra...in...your coat?
SUPA_TOLL_CAL 6
first I was like... wtf do you your moms bra, then I realised they were your nipple twist protector.
Ally156 5
What was your mum's bra doing in your coat pocket?!
jshthssn50 2
Why in the hell is your moms bra in your jacket?
Jawashaw 1
Why was your Mom's bra in YOUR coat?
pmadNess 16
Laundry sticks together. It's science... Static cling...