Today, while at school, a bra fell out of my coat. After the initial shock, people started congratulating me on finally getting a girlfriend. I didn't have the heart to tell them it was my mom's. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was hanging out at my school with some friends when my mom came to pick me up. A girl I knew wanted a hug before I left. I turned around to hug her and a clip on my backpack got stuck on her tank top. I tuned away the clip pulled the shirt ripping it and exposing her naked chest. FML
Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said, "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML
Today, while at a grocery store, I told my mom I had some good news. She exclaimed, "You finally got a boyfriend?!" No mom, just an A on my math test. FML
Today, one of my dorm-mates started laughing at a bra hanging to dry in our bathroom. She thought it was hilarious that a college student would still have "such small, baby tits." It was my bra. FML
Today, I told my friends I was kissed by a girl. They said "Yeah, probably by your mom." The sad thing is, they were right. FML
Today, a woman had a wardrobe malfunction right in front of me. As if that's not awkward enough, that woman was my own mother. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to announce to the class that I finally got a girlfriend. I received a standing ovation. FML
Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML
Today, I went into my Moms room to look for a t-shirt. I went into her drawer and behind all of her clothes was a cell phone. Not only did I not find the t-shirt, I also found out my Mom is cheating on my Dad with someone from work and now I have to pretend like I don't know. I work there too. FML
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Top comments
Nordah 15
I'm going to hope this is a laundry mishap, and not extremely creepy.
SouthernPride95 19
Look on the bright side your now 50% cooler
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Comments (202)
PsychoBitch666 8
Busted!
CeltyStark 3
Why was your mothers bra inside of your jacket?
buckdharma 38
wait, why did op need a coat in the brahamas.
BellaFurfaro 12
I'd keep that joke going.
desertlovebird 11
Just wondering? What in the heck was your moms bra doing in your coat OP? Then again I think id be better off not knowing the answer..
senor_awesome 14
Does nobody else read the other comments anymore? Your question would've been answered on the first page. Read before you comment.
kgromer 2
It's not the fact that you didn't have the "heart" to tell them, in fact you didn't have the "balls".
HeartOfLead 24
I know EVERYONE is thinking it, so I might as well ask: Did their "congradulation's" still apply?
Samm3721 0
Awwwhh its ok buddy... That happened to my best friend only it was his sisters thong... I promise people will forget about it and leave u alone...
rokolodo 10
It sounds like a dryer mishap. I have grabbed clothes out of dryer and there is a sock clinging to the inside.
XxQuartersxX 14
You didnt have the heart? Noo. You didnt have the balls to tell them.