Today, while at school, a bra fell out of my coat. After the initial shock, people started congratulating me on finally getting a girlfriend. I didn't have the heart to tell them it was my mom's. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was hanging out at my school with some friends when my mom came to pick me up. A girl I knew wanted a hug before I left. I turned around to hug her and a clip on my backpack got stuck on her tank top. I tuned away the clip pulled the shirt ripping it and exposing her naked chest. FML
Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said, "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML
Today, while at a grocery store, I told my mom I had some good news. She exclaimed, "You finally got a boyfriend?!" No mom, just an A on my math test. FML
Today, one of my dorm-mates started laughing at a bra hanging to dry in our bathroom. She thought it was hilarious that a college student would still have "such small, baby tits." It was my bra. FML
Today, I told my friends I was kissed by a girl. They said "Yeah, probably by your mom." The sad thing is, they were right. FML
Today, a woman had a wardrobe malfunction right in front of me. As if that's not awkward enough, that woman was my own mother. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to announce to the class that I finally got a girlfriend. I received a standing ovation. FML
Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML
Today, I went into my Moms room to look for a t-shirt. I went into her drawer and behind all of her clothes was a cell phone. Not only did I not find the t-shirt, I also found out my Mom is cheating on my Dad with someone from work and now I have to pretend like I don't know. I work there too. FML
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Nordah 15
I'm going to hope this is a laundry mishap, and not extremely creepy.
SouthernPride95 19
Look on the bright side your now 50% cooler
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Comments (202)
DocBastard 40
Is it really necessary for half the commenters to ask how the bra got there? Read the damned comments before making your own! Besides, it obviously WALKED there. Idiots.
loufol22 5
You are awesome docbastard
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
C'mon Doc, that's a ridiculous suggestion. Where are the legs? Clearly it flew there, what else are those giant foam pads good for? I don't know how you made it through med school without understanding basic anatomy.
loufol22 5
But I like the oatmeal better
IrePandaPotterLe 8
No,you idiots,we all know bras have cars.It drove there. It's seriously amazing how people don't know that sometimes clothes get stuck in coats/sheets/anything big enough when you wash them...
ICastillo 25
No. no. no. It was the underwear gnomes they're always pranking people come on everybody knows that.
outoftown 27
#98, Thanks. I was looking for a better excuse for those laundry mishaps.
ICastillo 25
Yeah you ever notice why there is one sock missing at least every wash and then your favorite pair of under go missing, its those little bastards.
SApprentice 34
I think the biggest problem is that many of the people saying that have never had to do their own laundry. I've known people who have gone off to college and didn't even know how to do their own laundry because their parents never taught them how, they just kept doing it for them. If you're used to the clothes magically washing themselves and then ending up neatly folded and ready for you every day, it would be hard to imagine how the static could ever stick anything to them.
gmc_blossom 21
I don't know about anyone else, but I was expecting this FML to end with, "I didn't have the heart to tell them them it was mine."
KM96 24
7 .., are you serious? - washing basket - when he may do the laundry - if he sees them on the line ETC What 36 said, really
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Tymer's mom has it going on.
Futacy 30
Stacy's Mom Incest edition (EP)!
ICastillo 25
Just go with it man. Just be like hell yeah I love me some *******.
a_lenzmeier 11
For those of you who keep asking how the bra got stuck there, ponder this. Have you ever put on a pair of pants, felt something scratchy and pulled out a dryer sheet? A coat is a larger item and it could easily hide another item. It's not freaking rocket science.
Cainicide 5
I like how you got downvoted for truth and common sense.
a_lenzmeier 11
Right? I guess people tend to hate when you point out their idiocy.
senor_awesome 14
You're right. Rocket science is way easier!
guci101 14
I am going to be the one to ask: why was your mom's bra in your jacket?
Sinkhole 26
"The one" to ask? Jeeze, read the comments first. Even the person right above you gave a plausible answer.
Futacy 30
I'm going to be the one to ask: did you notice that almost every other comment said exactly the same thing as you? you're a little late. [EDIT:] Looks like sinkhole beat me to it. By a few seconds even.
kimg0885 23
It could be worse op; it could have been your little sisters training bra. at least your friends thought you got a real woman.
AnimalLover121 3
Why on earth was your moms bra in you jacket!?
HortonThelephant 15
must have been really em bra assing. damn typos
Futacy 30
*facepalm*