Today, while at school, a bra fell out of my coat. After the initial shock, people started congratulating me on finally getting a girlfriend. I didn't have the heart to tell them it was my mom's. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was hanging out at my school with some friends when my mom came to pick me up. A girl I knew wanted a hug before I left. I turned around to hug her and a clip on my backpack got stuck on her tank top. I tuned away the clip pulled the shirt ripping it and exposing her naked chest. FML
Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said, "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML
Today, while at a grocery store, I told my mom I had some good news. She exclaimed, "You finally got a boyfriend?!" No mom, just an A on my math test. FML
Today, one of my dorm-mates started laughing at a bra hanging to dry in our bathroom. She thought it was hilarious that a college student would still have "such small, baby tits." It was my bra. FML
Today, I told my friends I was kissed by a girl. They said "Yeah, probably by your mom." The sad thing is, they were right. FML
Today, a woman had a wardrobe malfunction right in front of me. As if that's not awkward enough, that woman was my own mother. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to announce to the class that I finally got a girlfriend. I received a standing ovation. FML
Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML
Today, I went into my Moms room to look for a t-shirt. I went into her drawer and behind all of her clothes was a cell phone. Not only did I not find the t-shirt, I also found out my Mom is cheating on my Dad with someone from work and now I have to pretend like I don't know. I work there too. FML
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Top comments
Nordah 15
I'm going to hope this is a laundry mishap, and not extremely creepy.
SouthernPride95 19
Look on the bright side your now 50% cooler
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Comments (202)
buckdharma 38
wait, so ops stuck on his mom?
malikgirl 2
Hahahahahah this is so great :)
nancyschmancy 9
I have never seen so many repetitive comments on an FML before. I lost 10 IQ points just from reading the comments. Der!!
yeti37 16
Underwear trophy Proving my second base feat Its mom's titslinger
yaozeyu 4
Awesome,boy! Your mum must be proud of you! Maybe as well as your dad! And can you tell us what happened between you two?
buckdharma 38
how do i wash my coat ?
yaozeyu 4
Wait! Check out your coat! Are you sure you didn't have your mum's underwear in your coat too?
emh86 14
Didn't have the heart or didn't hAve the bAlls? Hehe
JustAGirlOnFML 11
You need to stop stealing your mothers bras
omart3 6
YDI for having your mom's bra around your coat! That simply does not happen by accident!
JustAGirlOnFML 11
Mr. KnowItAll, It can happen on accident. Trust me.