Today, while at a grocery store, I told my mom I had some good news. She exclaimed, "You finally got a boyfriend?!" No mom, just an A on my math test. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally passed a math exam. I go home super excited to tell my mom, yelling "Mom! Guess what!?!?!" She turns to me all happy and goes "You finally got a boyfriend!?!?!?" FML
Today, I passed my math test with flying colors. My dad thought I had cheated, so he emailed the school and told them that I had. They lowered my grade. FML
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to announce to the class that I finally got a girlfriend. I received a standing ovation. FML
Today, while at school, a bra fell out of my coat. After the initial shock, people started congratulating me on finally getting a girlfriend. I didn't have the heart to tell them it was my mom's. FML
Today, a classmate found out I have a boyfriend. He said, "Really? YOU??" FML
Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML
Today, I took a pregnancy test. When I saw that the result was positive, I started crying and showed my mom. She burst out laughing and told me that I had taken an ovulation test. FML
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
Today, I was with my mom and my boyfriend at lunch. My phone rings and my mom excitedly says "You have friends!" As I'm about to answer it, she pulls out her phone from under the table and says "Kidding, it's just me." My boyfriend starts cracking up, and they exchange a high five. FML
Today, I went back to my high school for an event with some of my friends, both of which are in relationships. Whilst there we saw our favorite teacher, who hugged us and said, "I heard you have a boyfriend! And so do you!" And then she turned to me and said, "And... And you're doing great things!" FML
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Dodge4x4Ram 46
School is bay far more important. Keep it up, boyfriends can take a back seat.
ozzii 8
I can’t tell you how many times this has happened to me. Congrats on your work!
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Comments (5)
Dodge4x4Ram 46
School is bay far more important. Keep it up, boyfriends can take a back seat.
ozzii 8
I can’t tell you how many times this has happened to me. Congrats on your work!
acmariner99 25
School is more important. Dont let family dictate what or when you should have a relationship.
RichardPencil 32
Now that you've proven yourself, you are qualified to date from a pool of highly desirable gentlemen: math nerds.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Eww... why would you want to date a boy? Boys are gross. They're all hairy, and sweaty, they smell nasty, and penises are really ugly-looking. Nah, what you want is a woman.