Today, my friend thought it would be funny to announce to the class that I finally got a girlfriend. I received a standing ovation. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a classmate found out I have a boyfriend. He said, "Really? YOU??" FML
Today, my girlfriend gave herself a graduation gift: a new boyfriend. FML
Today, I went back to my high school for an event with some of my friends, both of which are in relationships. Whilst there we saw our favorite teacher, who hugged us and said, "I heard you have a boyfriend! And so do you!" And then she turned to me and said, "And... And you're doing great things!" FML
Today, I announced to my friends that I'd proposed to my girlfriend and she'd said yes. I thought they'd be happy for me, since they were the ones who introduced me to her after all. Instead, they all were flabbergasted. One told me, "You realize we set you up with that fat chick as a joke, right?" FML
Today, after complaining that I had nothing to write about in my weekly journal for college, my professor suggested in front of everyone that I should get a girlfriend. FML
Today, I told my best friend I was breaking up with my girlfriend of 3 years. He thought it would be funny to tell her I was going to propose to her that night. She showed up telling me how much she loves me and that when we get married how great it will be. FML
Today, while at a grocery store, I told my mom I had some good news. She exclaimed, "You finally got a boyfriend?!" No mom, just an A on my math test. FML
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
Today, I finally had the guts to tell my best friend that I like him more than just as a friend. I was about to tell him when he excitedly told me that he met the love of his life yesterday. FML
Today, after three years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed. To my best friend. FML
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Top comments
anoellem 1
Stand up and take a bow. Play it off with humor.
numbersystem 4
You'll be alright.
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Comments (16)
DrDilllonReese 12
They're congratulating you on the new girlfriend, be happy!!
numbersystem 4
You'll be alright.
Roevera 14
Obviously he'll be alright.... a little social embarrassment never hurt anyone.. Anything to be first.
anoellem 1
Stand up and take a bow. Play it off with humor.
SkoomaKi 28
I'm glad they're taking such an interest. Go along with it.
retyi43 14
so, what's the problem?
transcedental 18
It would be worse if he was lying, so yeah - just lay back and enjoy your girlfriend ;P
StanSmith_fml 9
Guaranteed he"ll be making another FML in two weeks of how she cheated on him...
lolfood 24
Well, at least you got congratulated
courtz94 24
Congrats! At least you're not one of those fake people.
TwiztedYuri 9
that's an fml how? it should go up on a wall of achievements
missanderson813 4
Keep your focus on your girlfriend. You think its bad now but wait till everyone finds out when she dumps you.