Today, while at school, a bra fell out of my coat. After the initial shock, people started congratulating me on finally getting a girlfriend. I didn't have the heart to tell them it was my mom's. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was hanging out at my school with some friends when my mom came to pick me up. A girl I knew wanted a hug before I left. I turned around to hug her and a clip on my backpack got stuck on her tank top. I tuned away the clip pulled the shirt ripping it and exposing her naked chest. FML
Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said, "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML
Today, while at a grocery store, I told my mom I had some good news. She exclaimed, "You finally got a boyfriend?!" No mom, just an A on my math test. FML
Today, one of my dorm-mates started laughing at a bra hanging to dry in our bathroom. She thought it was hilarious that a college student would still have "such small, baby tits." It was my bra. FML
Today, I told my friends I was kissed by a girl. They said "Yeah, probably by your mom." The sad thing is, they were right. FML
Today, a woman had a wardrobe malfunction right in front of me. As if that's not awkward enough, that woman was my own mother. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to announce to the class that I finally got a girlfriend. I received a standing ovation. FML
Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML
Today, I went into my Moms room to look for a t-shirt. I went into her drawer and behind all of her clothes was a cell phone. Not only did I not find the t-shirt, I also found out my Mom is cheating on my Dad with someone from work and now I have to pretend like I don't know. I work there too. FML
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Nordah 15
I'm going to hope this is a laundry mishap, and not extremely creepy.
SouthernPride95 19
Look on the bright side your now 50% cooler
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Comments (202)
mfischer 17
You didn't have the heart to tell them, or you didn't have the balls to admit it? Why in the hell was your mothers bra in your coat? This is one of those FMLs where I need more information to understand what the hell is going on.
coried91 28
It's called laundry dear. The same way shirts and such get stuck in the fitted sheets for your bed. His coat is probably big enough to hide it. It's really not that hard to figure out.
mfischer 17
I've never had anything get caught in my clothes that I didn't realise was there. And I can't imagine that it would be that hard to admit that it was a laundry mishap.
coried91 28
I'd be embarrassed if my moms bra fell out of my clothes. Not everyone pays that close attention with their clothes. Maybe he was in a rush and just threw it on without checking. I've had socks and dryer sheets fall out of my clothes before.
Unis 4
well, i had my ipod stucked in my cap for like 2 months and it was washed like 8 times untill i found it
opoopu 8
A bra is an object of reasonable size to notice if it's been placed there by accident...
sweetmama88 6
Why were you hiding your mothers bra in your coat pocket ?
ambear26 14
Why not ?
sweetmama88 6
Because he must be a perv or something gross ! No child of mine would never have such a thing in his or hers pocket !
ambear26 14
Haha I highly doubt op did it on purpose. Not everyone is a perv these days. It was just an accident.
FlyingPie 17
It takes a lot of bravado to keep your mom's bra in your coat. I hope your friends were there to support you.
winkydog4056 16
Perhaps OP is hiding another side to him.....wearing mommy's bra is just the first step. What's next?
KingCeltic77 18
How did your moms bra get in your coat? More importantly, how do you know what your moms bra looks like?
senor_awesome 14
I'm sure that if you read the replies to the comments above yours, you may find the answers that you seek.
rivaraven 35
7, maybe from when she does laundry? When I lived with my parents, I knew, too, what her bras looked like. Because I have seen them when they dry. And if there is no one else female in his family, then that's the only logical option.
Larawk 8
Should have worn it like a title belt and put the thought of it being your mothers
kayaker83 4
The question is how old are you? 17 that's ok. 30.... Awkward.
Futacy 30
So, you keep your mother's bra in your coat? Wow, that must be some real family bonding.
brand0n93 5
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Futacy 30
Best pun yet xD xD xD