Today, while at school, a bra fell out of my coat. After the initial shock, people started congratulating me on finally getting a girlfriend. I didn't have the heart to tell them it was my mom's. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was hanging out at my school with some friends when my mom came to pick me up. A girl I knew wanted a hug before I left. I turned around to hug her and a clip on my backpack got stuck on her tank top. I tuned away the clip pulled the shirt ripping it and exposing her naked chest. FML
Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said, "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML
Today, while at a grocery store, I told my mom I had some good news. She exclaimed, "You finally got a boyfriend?!" No mom, just an A on my math test. FML
Today, one of my dorm-mates started laughing at a bra hanging to dry in our bathroom. She thought it was hilarious that a college student would still have "such small, baby tits." It was my bra. FML
Today, I told my friends I was kissed by a girl. They said "Yeah, probably by your mom." The sad thing is, they were right. FML
Today, a woman had a wardrobe malfunction right in front of me. As if that's not awkward enough, that woman was my own mother. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to announce to the class that I finally got a girlfriend. I received a standing ovation. FML
Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML
Today, I went into my Moms room to look for a t-shirt. I went into her drawer and behind all of her clothes was a cell phone. Not only did I not find the t-shirt, I also found out my Mom is cheating on my Dad with someone from work and now I have to pretend like I don't know. I work there too. FML
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Nordah 15
I'm going to hope this is a laundry mishap, and not extremely creepy.
SouthernPride95 19
Look on the bright side your now 50% cooler
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Comments (202)
teyyoshi 19
wow。it is creepy
winkydog4056 16
Did you check the other pocket for the matching panties?
Onmyzephyr 5
Most of the posts here that use "I didn't have the heart to..." Should really read "I didn't have the balls to..." Edit: darn it.
dselvagn 3
I think the question is... Why was your moms bra in your coat?
senor_awesome 14
This question has already been asked about 30 times.
nancyschmancy 9
The question is...why didn't you read the 50 other posts that said the same exact thing yours did?
nancyschmancy 9
The question is...why didn't you read the 50 other posts that said the same exact thing yours did?
greatfirstdate 18
You mean you didn't have the BALLS to tell them. Why would telling them require heart?
PeetasFakeLeg 8
I don't even want to know why your mothers bra was in your pocket.
desireev 18
Omg... I know EXACTLY how it happened! It was the craziest thing ever! You may not want to know, but it's so amazingly, crazy funny that I'm going to tell you anyway... It's this thing/process... called... LAUNDRY! I know, right? Craziest thing EVER! That bra just slipped itself right on in that coat in the laundry process. Damn sneaky bras!
trudybable 2
You didn't have the heart? Or did you realise that it's rather weird to have your mother's bra in your coat and got embarrassed? How did it get there? Strange person, YDI
onlychildFTW 34
My grandmother is 92. And she uses dryers, dishwashers and all new stuff in her house. And she's old. Clothes lines are so old school. I always make fun if houses with clothes hanging outside. Haha. Everyone I know does anyways.
escobar07 10
I just wanna know why you took her bra to school with you
AgaveLoco 5
Why? !!!!!!