Today, I lost my watch at the pool. After giving a detailed description of it at the desk, I was really happy to hear someone had found it and handed it in. Too bad I was too late, because someone had already claimed it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally found my watch after weeks searching for it. It was on my teacher's wrist. FML
Today, my towel was stolen at the swimming pool. I quickly found the culprit, and to avoid a conflict, I just swiped it back when he wasn't looking. I felt pretty good about everything, until I got back home and realized it wasn't actually my towel after all. FML
Today, I was at the gym. At the end of my workout, I realised I lost the bundle of keys I had in my pocket that contained the key to my locker with all my stuff. I panic and start looking for them. After an hour of desperate searching, I find them thrown in the bottom of the public toilet. Thanks. FML
Today, I accidentally left my cell phone at the restaurant. When I realized my mistake, I went back to see if anyone had found it. They said no, so I gave them my number to call if it turned up. I realized later that I'd given them my cell phone number. FML
Today, I went to see a hockey game. The announcer asked if anybody found a ring in the stands, because a girl lost hers. While he talked about it, I realised that I forgot mine in my pocket, so I took MY ring and put it on my finger. A guy saw me and thought I stole the lost one. FML
Today, I noticed I'd lost my wedding ring after returning home from a long, tiring day of painting our newly purchased home. After driving back and forth to the house for more than an hour to go looking for it, I found it tucked away in my back pocket. FML
Today, I lost my cell phone. But found it again! And then dropped it in the toilet. FML
Today, I left my phone at work. After returning to the office to retrieve it, I noticed it was not on my desk as it usually is. I went to the front office and found it on the desk, unattended. When turning on my phone, I was greeted by my new lockscreen: a crap someone took in the bathroom. FML
Today, I managed to lose a 3XL fleece jacket in my house, which had my wallet and car keys in it. I had the pleasure of explaining this to my boss when I had to call in, after everyone I called did not respond. FML
Today, I was walking my dog through a park with a lake. My dog was swimming in said lake, and then appeared to be having trouble keeping his head up. I put my phone and keys on the ground and waded to my dog. He was fine, but I turned around in time to see someone run off with my stuff. FML
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Kayokku 1
Swiper no swiping?
JustDannyG 0
The new generation has no class... I'm ashamed to be part of them -__-
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Comments (85)
x_ESCADORA_x 0
People these days...
hehehe1234567 0
Fyl op, sorry to hear such news!
gamercanadian 11
Damn Yo stuff people do for watches
D37H100 5
I do feel bad for you, people stealing stuff is just wrong. But since this is FML I must laugh at you.
dre_bro11 12
OP, think of it this way, karma is going to come back around and bite whoever stole it on the ass 10x harder.
Keyman1212 14
24, when something miserable happens to you, I'll be right there to obnoxiously laugh as loud as I can in your ******* ears and face to remind you how much shit sucks, k? Love you (:
enonymous 9
Wait it's the Netherlands? Nigel Powers was right... Never Trust the Dutch.
fanceh 10
^ mentally shit on?
KiKiomggg 1
Maggot?
urdirtyolduncle 15
33- Who's the girl in all of your pictures?
D37H100 5
33, sounds good. But isnt it what this site is about? Getting quick laughs out of someones misfortune?
Keyman1212 14
37- It's a new one in each picture. 38- Yes, sometimes. I tend not to find FML's to be nearly as funny as some of the ridiculous shit people say in the comments, however.
yamatelle 19
That thief is hands down, the worst thief there is. I apologize for our generation's alarming, wristy behaviors. When you find him/her don't give them a second chance, turn them in. It was crystal clear to him/her that it wasn't his watch. Don't worry, OP, time will serve him/her right.
Keyman1212 14
Eh... I'll give you a 6.5 out of 10 for those puns.
_Oblivion_ 12
Sucks because I just bought a new watch. Time wont serve him, karma will.
AlectusTheFury 8
Yeah, and I'll do the same to you, since this is the meaning of this site.
THE_A_TEEN 28
#34 my daddy never said that.
m1k30d 6
33- If OP didn't want to be laughed at, I don't think he would have posted this on FML. FML is supposed to be for entertainment; however, this FML wasn't funny, so I can't really blame you for not laughing.
x_ESCADORA_x 0
Omg wth i wrote maggots and they change it to people... Stupid FML MAGGOTS!!
Kayokku 1
Swiper no swiping?
tylersign 11
Oh man!
EvilPotato 15
2 that's a blast from the past.
urdirtyolduncle 15
^That's what she said.
EvilPotato 15
71 really?
dre_bro11 12
77, so she looked at your dick, then said 'that's a blast from the past'? She probably meant the day you were born or something.
urdirtyolduncle 15
No. The guy cumed on her face, and she said, "that's a blast from the past." How hard was that?
Zeek63 0
This Op is why we cannot have nice things
evaki1 12
Well... At least you didn't lose your phone or wallet!
johnnyolivares 0
What if it was a Rolex? I would rather lose my phone or wallet.
komania 6
Then it's OPs fault for losing a Rolex. Things happen, but would you really wear a $10,000 watch to the pool?
liquidSELECT 0
WIN!!!!!:D
TheSnakeDoctor20 17
LOSE!!!
urdirtyolduncle 15
Draw
THE_A_TEEN 28
TIE!!!!
rexgar2000 10
K.O.!!
flockz 20
pancakes.
slick5880 22
Sounds like you were a little to late.
RetardedChipmunk 7
No shit
sublimaze 6
Thank you, Captain Obvious.
JessieBrianneKim 3
You mean Catherine Obvious? (If you don't know what this is from, you're a disappointment to life itself)
sickjairo 7
Thats from victorious haha
JessieBrianneKim 3
Thank you sir(:
feedmankeynow 10
#68 I feel like a disappoint meant in life for knowing where that's from
kkmwong 11
Ask for security tapes and hunt the person down.
mistersheezy 7
Is it not waterproof, why remove it at the pool?
jillianmathers12 13
When did she say it's not waterproof?
mistersheezy 7
I don't know, I was asking.
Enslaved 38
The OP could have removed it so she wouldn't get a tanline around her wrist.(:
RetardedBullFrog 4
She could've put it in a locker or something. I'm guessing its water proof, the wrist thingy probably just snapped or something.
badandevil 0
For some reason this will get alot thumbs down.
junkboy 4
When I was a kid, I always wondered if that actually happened.
sweet_candy_ 17
That sucks op. I guess it's finders keepers losers weepers.
lifesuxalways12 0
What is op?
Alexweber929 14
Original poster