Today, while at a family gathering for New Years, my aunt said she needed a flat surface to write on. My dad immediately piped up, "Why don't you use Samantha's chest?" I'm Samantha. I'm also 18. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 17-year-old employee accidentally called me "Dad". We all got a good laugh from it and went on with our days. Later, after getting her some coins for her cash drawer, she playfully said, "Thanks, Daddy." The customer she was serving? My wife. FML
Today, I was at a family gathering when my aunt drunkenly confessed that she had once dated my dad in high school. Everyone laughed, thinking it was a joke. I didn’t laugh. I just stared at her for 10 minutes, processing how our family tree had now become a circle. FML
Today, while studying in the middle of the night, my dad came home drunk. I helped him to the sofa and after clearing up his mess, he started going on about how useless my sister Vanessa was, and how good a daughter I am. I am Vanessa. FML
Today, my parents, my aunt, and her husband went out to dinner. Once there, my aunt told us that she was pregnant. Out of instinct, I asked her who the father is. FML
Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML
Today, my aunt came into the world. My 67 year-old grandfather married a 24 year-old woman who just gave birth to my new aunt, who is 18 years younger than me. FML
Today, while picking up my 14-year-old sister, a friend of hers asked if I was her mother. I'm only 17. FML
Today, my dad told me he was planning to have his steady girlfriend over for dinner. He's only had a few relationships since he and my mom split up when I was very young, so I was excited to meet the woman. He then told me that I knew her already. My dad is dating my aunt on my mothers side. FML
Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML
Today, I accidentally called my kickboxing trainer "Dad." I'm 27. FML
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utefan27 0
haha you just got burned by your dad
TXjuggalo972 6
don't worry op I actually kind of like flat chested women idk why actually I could care less
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scdemonfang 2
my dadhas done that but im 15 and have been a b-cup for two years now... jerks
KateKiddo 6
Sorry, but you sound like the girl my ex cheated on me with. Same name, same flat chest =) To be serious, I really am sorry girl
Fiskars02 2
I happen to like smaller boobs. I cant stand big ****. I just find it hotter for a girl to have smaller ****, just make's them look more decent then the DD cup girls who **** and ***** around 24/7.
Natalie184 0
Don't worry -fashion is made for people with smaller boobies :) And parents only make fun of the kids that they think can handle the 'abuse' - just means they think you can take a joke. Just take the piss out of him right back next chance you get.
oldenuff2party 3
ur dads an asshole and a perv
redark 0
dnt wrry some guys like flat chest girls i rlly dmt mind jow big they r as long ass they r noticable snd useable
Wolfpackcg_98 0
Wow your dad shouldn't comment on your chest thats just wrong second I know how you feel I'm 13 and somewhat flat chested ....
twilightluva123 0
Im 12 and 38C my friend Victoria gets upset and always says that I have "huge ****".
Bcfrmkc816 17
well I for one would be glad to play with your chest and The rest of you
deathgrowl6 0
I have C's and I still get made fun of for having "small boobs" at my school.