edulover
United States
Today, my mom duly informed me I'm the reason people have middle fingers. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
DaoOfPow
Danbury, United States
Today, my mom told me I'm the reason she's going to kill herself one day. FML
anonymous
Ridgewood, United States
The bird's the word
Today, I slammed my middle finger in a drawer. I screamed and my mom came running into the kitchen. She asked me what was wrong, so without thinking I stuck up my middle finger. She hasn't spoken to me since this morning. FML
simon
Mommy's boy
Today, my mother, who insists on sticking her nose into every aspect of my life, found out I'm only "middle management" and called my boss to criticize her for undervaluing me, demanding I be promoted immediately. I'm now the laughing stock of my office. FML
apple
Netherlands
Today, it's my 18th birthday. I was telling my friends a story when my mom started talking. I simply said 'Mom...' so she'd realize she interrupted me. She gave me the finger and called me rude in front of all my friends. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I asked my mom why nobody likes me. She reeled off about a dozen reasons. FML
Anonymous
Isn't it ironic, don't you think?
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
Anonymous
Keeping up
Today, I found out that my mother has been telling everybody that I’m a lesbian, because both of her best friends have at least one gay child each, and she was feeling left out. This explains why people have been treating me differently the last few weeks. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Roll with it
Today, my mom rolled up the car window on my fingers. She thought my yelling and crying was because I was throwing a tantrum. I'm 26. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, my mom said that if I wasn't her daughter, she probably wouldn't even like me. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Akron, United States
My life
Today, my mom got drunk and started crying, ranting about all the things she could have done in life if I hadn't been born. FML
Top comments
giantsfan2010 23
Tell your mom she's the reason douches were invented.
Rawrzie 0
well, without you we wouldn't have any fun.
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Comments (81)
LadiiFresH 0
lol you must be a real ass hole!!! ydi
blank314 0
owned
starile 20
Um, excuse me, 1, but I believe you owe him a little more respect than that, as it is thanks to OP you have those middle fingers.
ICaughtFire 4
Sooo... Starlile, how do you kick ass?
cmabrey07 0
That's awesome!
ScruffyFML 10
OP should just say that the mother is the reason OP has middle fingers.
alicianoar 7
Lol, your mum sounds awesome!!
mzshorty 0
that's hilarious
Ouchy265 0
So true :L LMFAO
felipe87 2
2- if that is your ass, you should change your pic. it does not look good.
Rawrzie 0
well, without you we wouldn't have any fun.
giantsfan2010 23
Tell your mom she's the reason douches were invented.
musickraze45 0
hahaha good one!
gooBUZZ 0
Idiot... You probably deserve it. Suck it up, sir.
Rainbow_dumpster 28
5, you fail. OP is a Woman.
gooBUZZ 0
Your point? I'm allowed to call her sir if I want. Sheesh, kids these days.
WeeGee_fml 0
I know right? I keep mine on a leash
hahaIdiot 2
7- you fail. how could you know OP is a woman?
noto_fml 0
well 42 take your ownage and never show your face here again.
unidentified_sta 5
How would we finger if it wasn't for you? Thank-you OP.
alicianoar 7
;D
whippymcdumb4zs 0
you pic made me throw up a lil bit srry
jess6blondie9 3
me too ew!
rachness 0
omfg either tone your ass or put on some actual shorts
lemonypower 6
She is probably a troll...
ktbolt21 0
okay 12 u have to be gay
sweet_candy_ 17
fyl for taking a joke seriously :(
form434 5
yea I don't think people would joke in that manner...
noto_fml 0
a mother wouldn't joke like this unless she was .......... nah she wouldn't joke like that.
CallMeHush 1
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Seethatguy 3
OP, I'd like to personally thank you for my middle finger. And now I'd like you to personally thank me for what the middle finger means presently.
BahahahLOL 0
PedO
Seethatguy 3
19, if I were a pedo your mother wouldn't have been so pleased with the thrashing I gave her last night. It's good I wore a condom. We don't need another accident like yourself thrown into the mix :)
teentee401 37
^dayum
BahahahLOL 0
GASP :0... you're god?
derpherp 0
Gasp! You're Brok?!
BahahahLOL 0
Brock Obama's the name. Don't wear it out.
irockfendergirl 0
Awww, come on guys. Do you mean Barack? :)
The_Creeper_fml 8
#20 obviously does not know her Pokemon characters.
WeeGee_fml 0
DAMN IT BROCK this is weegee territory go catch a pokemon or something
lakaiskateco 0
SUCCESS.
BahahahLOL 0
I'm gonna go perv over Misty
therealsuperman 0
you bastards just stay away from Lois....
starile 20
Nobody wants Lois. Seriously.
weirdo1253 0
you know misty is the only one he doesn't perv on sorry had to point that out :P