Today, at work, the only toilet in the building was so clogged that it was overflowing. We didn't have a plunger, so basically the only way to stop it was to try and reach in and remove the blockage. I was nominated to do it. FML
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Today, I had no choice but to unclog a toilet with my bare hands. FML
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
Today, I clogged the only toilet at work. Thinking I could escape and blame someone else, I opened the door, only to see a line of people waiting outside. FML
Today, I found that my coworker left an "upper decker" in the toilet as a prank. I didn't realize this until I flushed. The poop clogged the top part of the toilet, which would not stop filling. I had to reach into the poopy water to unplug it. All I went in there to do was pee, and I had the CFO of our company waiting. FML
Today, I unclogged a toilet. With my hand. For the second time this week. FML
Today, I had to flush someone else's shit in the public washroom at work. It was so vile, I didn't want to get anywhere near it, so flushed it with my foot, only for it to slip off the handle and into the toilet. FML
Today, we had to turn the water off due to a massive leak in the kitchen sink that the plumber was currently fixing. I managed to wait two hours before my uncooperative digestive tract said it couldn't wait any longer and I had to take a mega dump in the bathroom. I couldn't flush the toilet or wash my hands. FML
Today, at work, I did my morning constitutional and the automatic toilet died and wouldn't flush. I had to tell my boss, since there's only two toilets in the ladies' bathroom. So it's pretty obvious who dropped the duce. FML
Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML
Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML
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ViviMage 40
And the cleaning team wasn't called in why? Your work should be able to afford a plunger or a plumber!
ajh1800 25
1. Any building with a toilet should also have a plunger. 2. The person who clogged the toilet in the first place should be the one to unclog it, plunger or not.
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Comments (8)
RichardPencil 32
Look at it as winning the lottery to get free toilet paper.
ViviMage 40
And the cleaning team wasn't called in why? Your work should be able to afford a plunger or a plumber!
Inkoseh 33
This is what you get for not having a poop knife.
ajh1800 25
1. Any building with a toilet should also have a plunger. 2. The person who clogged the toilet in the first place should be the one to unclog it, plunger or not.
bloopaloop 27
We’re you nominated because you clogged it? Kind of a big detail to pitifully leave out
mayaklast 12
How about going to the next supermarket and buying a plunger? It's cheap and you can find these everywhere...
sickerthanyou 13
And to think I’m India some men swim naked in the sewer to unclog it for $10. I hope you are making a lot more than that
weeping_willow 25
You better be getting a raise. If not, why in the hell would you do that?