Today, I was watching the news. Apparently a local pizza shop was shut down after pictures of a hundred cockroaches scuttling on the make table were posted online. In my hand was a slice of the pizza I had ordered there yesterday. FML
Symphoniaes tells us more.
Symphoniaes 32
Hey, OP here. This happened a little while ago, and I wanted to give an update. They actually had the gall to reopen the store “under new management” and put big yellow signs in the windows to let everyone know that they were open and hiring. I drove by there yesterday, however, and the windows and door were boarded up. I still throw up a little just thinking about it.
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Glowworm56 27
No matter how good the pizza is there, cockroaches will never catch on as a popular topping.
wesleyc2110 22
A topping worst then pineapple, cockroach
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wesleyc2110 22
A topping worst then pineapple, cockroach
Glowworm56 27
No matter how good the pizza is there, cockroaches will never catch on as a popular topping.
Tits_N_Turbos 20
The all new meat feast!
DJRy 13
Crust was extra crispy?
Dave_Davington 35
At least you're getting enough protein in your diet.
Lobby_Bee 18
The cockroaches are there to clean up the place. It should be clear of unused pizza ingredients. Can't say the same for roach feces though.
exileonmainst 16
On the second day of christmas, my true love gave to me, two roaches on a pizza and a shit in a mitsubishi!
Regulate 21
How was the stuffed crust? Crunchy?
jebron 13
Cockroaches and it takes them a day to deliver!
Eric Young 1
They wasn't there for no reason They was just being following the cook around singing,"We are Family!"
Slim87R 7
I got bad news OP. Those weren't olives on that pizza.
Symphoniaes 32
Fam you know me too well, the only topping I get on my pizza is black olives. I’m not playing when I say that I actually thought about that when this happened._.