luni
United Kingdom
Today, when my boyfriend said it was time to play with his baby, I figured he was talking about me. He meant his Xbox. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend of almost two years proposed to me. Everything was perfect. The ring was beautiful. And seconds after I said yes, he went to play his new Xbox game. FML
Anonymous
I'll be back
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I said yes and started gushing over the wedding, buying a house, having kids… He was smiling up until I mentioned kids. One discussion, followed by one blazing row later, he left with the ring, his clothes, and his Xbox. FML
Anonymous
Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the picture of "him as a baby" is really his son. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend had been telling me for the past two weeks that he had something planned for the occasion. His plan? Me watching TV with his parents, who hate me, while he went to work. His gift? A brand new Xbox 360 for himself. FML
vidzgrl
Canada
Today, I was feeling sick, so I called my boyfriend who lives down the street to come and keep me company. He replied with, "no, I can't come over, I'm busy, I'm playing xbox." FML
Girl
United States
Today, my boyfriend of more than two years told me in front of all of our friends that he'd trade me for some Playstation 3 games. I laughed it off because I thought he was kidding. He made it clear that he was serious. FML
kissless
United States
Today, my boyfriend left for a month-long trip with his buddies. I stood near the door waiting for a goodbye kiss. He kissed his xbox goodbye instead. FML
jccwell
United States
Today, my dad called, saying he was in town and that he wanted to see me. I was excited, thinking he wanted to come see my new apartment. Turns out he just wanted to borrow my Xbox. FML
Anonymous
Hello?
Today, after a 16-hour work day, I came home to my husband. I talked to him for about 10 minutes, then realized that he wasn't answering me but had his headset on and was talking on Xbox live. Not even playing a game, just talking. FML
Anonymous
You tried
Today, in an effort to try and be closer to my girlfriend's son, I bought him an expensive Xbox game I know he desperately wanted so we could play it together. He was excited, until he realised that I that paid for it. He snapped the disc and threw the pieces in the bin. At least I tried. FML
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IndiRae 9
Play with him, problem solved Xbox
NomOnShroomz 14
No, your mother is prone to viruses.
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iAmScrubs 19
You two can always play splitscreen.
justanothagirl 0
WIN!! ^^^^^
MrSassypants 34
103 are you saying win to his comment (because it us a win) or are you saying win because he beat you in split screen?
MrSassypants 34
was* oh silly sassy me.
FreshPairOfNikes 0
Should of just played a lil' xbox with him then.
GuidoCheese 0
Don't underestimate the xbox; It's also considered birth control and protection.
rattusrattus 19
Excellent ***** too. Don't ask.
Natalie2k8 6
How dare he play video games! I agree with all the other outraged women, he shouldn't have hobbies so all his time can be devoted to you!
austinkiser 3
that seems alil crazy to devote all ur time to another I know ppl love each other but there is personal space or alil time to self
BuhxritNAYY 5
yea really and if you love them they shouldn't have to give up happiness. I let my boyfriend play xbox while I'm there. of course we take breaks but girls complain, guys play xbox...then we complain some more! just stop being so selfish op!
YoLauryn 0
"I could watch him play video games all day" said no ones wife EVER.
ZombieeeeUnicorn 1
I would :)
Thatoneguy911 2
"I could listen to her bitch all day" said nobodies husband EVER
Hempseed 27
Speak for yourself.
mismonroe 0
So get a vibrator and quit your bitching.
Acaprice14 9
Jeez. What is wrong with you women? Give us some free time, evidently he wasn't playing it before you posted this. If you want to make him mad, find the power box.
FreshPairOfNikes 0
Exactly what I'm saying.
iSurf_fml 8
What's wrong with woman? Too many emotions. So, in order to be a chill female, I block out all girly emotions and try to actually live my life instead of commit (friends with benefits).If only I had a personal chef, guys would love me even more.
MrSassypants 34
57 instead of has put was and then guys would love you more!
iSurf_fml 8
192- I've tried. I'm the worst cook ever, but I wouldn't mind paying for endless trips to subway. Maybe I'll get better....
Natalie2k8 6
Because she's an idiot
ashlinnmarie 0
what a great boyfriend
saIty 17
Walk around naked, then let us see what he does.
enonymous 9
It has more plugins, addons and features. also doesn't bleed for a week straight. I'm sure every man knows who their real baby is