Today, when I weighed myself on my scale, it broke. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
The indignity
Today, I stepped on the scale this morning and it actually shattered beneath my feet. FML
Own it
Today, when I stepped on the scale this morning, I broke it. Now my family won’t stop making fun of me and calling me names like "chubby" and "fatso". The scale was really old and I weigh 110 pounds. FML
Today, I stepped on the scale because I'm trying to maintain a good weight. The scale read that I had lost 6 pounds. Feeling really good about myself, I stepped off the scale only to see that the corner of the scale was sitting on the rug, making the scale mess up and tell me the wrong weight. FML
Oops.
Today, I realized I have a weight problem. My brother excitedly showed me his new high-end scale and measured his weight, then our other brothers. I took one step on it and the screen read "E". It then shut off and hasn't turned on since. FML
Today, after taking a shower, I decided to weigh myself. Curious, I peered down. I couldn't see the scale. I am fat. FML
Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had to lift up my stomach to see the number. FML
Today, I stepped on the scale and realized that I weigh more than the amount of money that I have in my bank account. FML
Desks are so judgmental these days!
Today, I was promptly told to lose weight today by my computer desk when it broke under the weight of my leg. FML
On a scale of 1 to Annoying…
Today, I was telling my friend how much I love my 20-year-old kitchen scale, because it has this one handy function that even new ones don’t have. Later, my mom melted it on the stove and isn’t even convinced she should buy me a new one. FML
Today, I had a great workout and was feeling really good about my body. Until I sat on my desk, and broke it. FML
Top comments
kruzito 0
Time to buy a bigger one!
shovels 0
Jog to the store and buy a new one...
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Comments (209)
CooperLuvsYuh18 0
Dayyum !
Tjerk 2
ydi for being too late to find out you're hideously obese fat
doubledee7 3
It was just jealous..:x You're too sexy for a scale. Pfft! ;P
FERNxEMO 0
LMFAO!!!
doglover339 4
yeah sure it did did u buy the scale a the dollar store or something?!??!
livin_plur 0
that's hilarious! :)
tomboy_girl23 0
so how much do you weigh
shovels 0
she doesn't know... her scale broke...
tomboy_girl23 0
haha good point
Goaliefriend 5
dude change your dp I got that off of google and made a fake Facebook account..... someone doesn't like the way HE looks.....
ViciousFoxes 0
I'm just over 100 pounds and I've broken scales before, just from over-use or something. Most scales are pieces of crap and break easily. Unless you are really fat (which you don't need a scale to tell you, just look in the mirror,) I wouldn't let it get you down OP.
a_nutritionist 10
do you check your weight every 12 seconds? if yes then that makes sense, but if not then i dont see how you could break multiple scales, as most of us never break even 1.
ballinallday69 0
lose some weight fatass