Health: Today, when I weighed myself on my scale, it broke. FML

trev 30 May 2011, 16:12 United States

Today, when I weighed myself on my scale, it broke. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Anonymous 12 January 2025, 12:00 Boston, United States

The indignity

Today, I stepped on the scale this morning and it actually shattered beneath my feet. FML

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annie 26 May 2021, 10:57

Today, when I stepped on the scale this morning, I broke it. Now my family won’t stop making fun of me and calling me names like "chubby" and "fatso". The scale was really old and I weigh 110 pounds. FML

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unknown002 12 February 2010, 01:25 United States

Today, I stepped on the scale because I'm trying to maintain a good weight. The scale read that I had lost 6 pounds. Feeling really good about myself, I stepped off the scale only to see that the corner of the scale was sitting on the rug, making the scale mess up and tell me the wrong weight. FML

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Marcilor001 10 August 2018, 20:30

Oops.

Today, I realized I have a weight problem. My brother excitedly showed me his new high-end scale and measured his weight, then our other brothers. I took one step on it and the screen read "E". It then shut off and hasn't turned on since. FML

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Mr. Shawzy 15 January 2009, 11:43 Canada

Today, after taking a shower, I decided to weigh myself. Curious, I peered down. I couldn't see the scale. I am fat. FML

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ms piggy 15 December 2011, 21:52 United States

Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had to lift up my stomach to see the number. FML

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ihncredible 10 December 2012, 23:32 Macomb, United States

Today, I stepped on the scale and realized that I weigh more than the amount of money that I have in my bank account. FML

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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Desks are so judgmental these days!

Today, I was promptly told to lose weight today by my computer desk when it broke under the weight of my leg. FML

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Anonymous 19 January 2021, 02:01

On a scale of 1 to Annoying…

Today, I was telling my friend how much I love my 20-year-old kitchen scale, because it has this one handy function that even new ones don’t have. Later, my mom melted it on the stove and isn’t even convinced she should buy me a new one. FML

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fatass 19 February 2009, 07:36 United States

Today, I had a great workout and was feeling really good about my body. Until I sat on my desk, and broke it. FML

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kruzito 0

30 May 2011, 22:41

Time to buy a bigger one!

shovels 0

30 May 2011, 22:47

Jog to the store and buy a new one...

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Comments (209)

Keyman1212 14

30 May 2011, 22:48

Well there's some motivation for you to lose weight.

DarkHelmet 10

30 May 2011, 22:49

take a hint and go get a gym membership. time to get in shape OP

steeledwolf 8

31 May 2011, 08:21

Wait 14... Who said op is fat? Op can be this huge ass body builder because muscle is heavier than fat you know. Op can be pissed that the scale broke. Think about that.