trev
United States
Today, when I weighed myself on my scale, it broke. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Boston, United States
The indignity
Today, I stepped on the scale this morning and it actually shattered beneath my feet. FML
annie
Own it
Today, when I stepped on the scale this morning, I broke it. Now my family won’t stop making fun of me and calling me names like "chubby" and "fatso". The scale was really old and I weigh 110 pounds. FML
unknown002
United States
Today, I stepped on the scale because I'm trying to maintain a good weight. The scale read that I had lost 6 pounds. Feeling really good about myself, I stepped off the scale only to see that the corner of the scale was sitting on the rug, making the scale mess up and tell me the wrong weight. FML
Marcilor001
Oops.
Today, I realized I have a weight problem. My brother excitedly showed me his new high-end scale and measured his weight, then our other brothers. I took one step on it and the screen read "E". It then shut off and hasn't turned on since. FML
Mr. Shawzy
Canada
Today, after taking a shower, I decided to weigh myself. Curious, I peered down. I couldn't see the scale. I am fat. FML
ms piggy
United States
Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had to lift up my stomach to see the number. FML
ihncredible
Macomb, United States
Today, I stepped on the scale and realized that I weigh more than the amount of money that I have in my bank account. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
Desks are so judgmental these days!
Today, I was promptly told to lose weight today by my computer desk when it broke under the weight of my leg. FML
Anonymous
On a scale of 1 to Annoying…
Today, I was telling my friend how much I love my 20-year-old kitchen scale, because it has this one handy function that even new ones don’t have. Later, my mom melted it on the stove and isn’t even convinced she should buy me a new one. FML
fatass
United States
Today, I had a great workout and was feeling really good about my body. Until I sat on my desk, and broke it. FML
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kruzito 0
Time to buy a bigger one!
shovels 0
Jog to the store and buy a new one...
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Comments (209)
MoreBeef 4
Fatty. Go on a diet.
volleyballchick9_fml 0
hahahhahahahahhahahahaahhaah
67gtojake 7
some people just can't take a hint.
perdix 31
The scale thought that it was so exciting to have someone as thin and light and amazing as you that it got an electronic boner and fried its little circuits. Just tell yourself that as you slam the next half-dozen corn dogs dipped in chili cheese sauce.
SummerFever 8
You are a genius. *applauds*
ashleii2010 0
awee. agreed, just get a new one. everything stops working/breaks sometime.
vbsdlover21 0
get a new scale. it might not have been you that broke it (:
itsxbabyxjay 0
and then you go sit back down and complain on FML instead of doing something.
mollysunshine 2
shut up.
rmbennin 10
yea, I swear my scale is broken too, never weighs me at the weight I want... oh you mean it actually broke! my bad... forget I said anything... ):
Rawr_means_love3 0
YDI! Lose a little weight....