Today, when I was walking in to the grocery store, a van pulls up and a bunch of guys get out who look really drunk. I jokingly said to the sober-looking man who had driven the van "Sucks you have to be the designated driver!" Turns out the "Drunk" guys were actually mentally challenged. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I watched a drunk guy getting thrown out of a bar, then get tased on the sidewalk outside. He was our designated driver. FML
Today, I attempted to make a good impression amongst new coworkers by volunteering to be the designated driver at my work party. What did that get me? A backseat full of puke and some idiot too drunk to remember where he lived. FML
Today, while serving drinks at work to a group of people getting tipsy on wine, I joked about it being obvious who the designated driver was to the only gentleman who'd been religiously sticking to Coke all night. He coldly informed me that he was a recovering alcoholic. FML
Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML
Today, I went out drinking with my friends. Being safe as we were a little intoxicated, we took a taxi back. The cab driver was also drunk. FML
Today, a really drunk couple staggered into the store I work at. One of them yelled at me, "Hey you! Kid! Tell us where the booze is at!" This would have been funny if these people weren't my parents. FML
Today, I decided to be responsible and call a cab to take my drunk ass home from the bar. As I climbed into the cab, I was quickly pulled back out and had the shit beaten out of me by a group of drunk guys who thought they needed the ride more. The police soon arrived and arrested us all. FML
Today, a drunk dude walked up to me and said, "You're ugly as fuck." His sober friend quickly apologized and explained that he was wasted, before looking me up and down and adding, "Well, not completely, I guess." FML
Today, I was so bad at maintaining a conversation that the only way for the other guy to put up with me was to drink. He was the designated driver. He would rather risk drinking and driving than being sober around me. FML
Today, I had to drive my drunk parents home from a party. They leaned out the window and barked at everyone we passed all the way home. FML
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fayayay 0
good thing they're mentally challenged or else he might have been really offended
elloelen 0
for more beer
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Comments (74)
Fllyleaf 0
Awwwhh. I suppose you did deserve that, but FYL anyway, because it's hard to figure out these things, and you can't read minds. (Well I can't, maybe you can.. :P)
staciieee_x3 0
you are an idiot. how rude.
Makinitez 0
Eh, I'm too funk to druck...
1234five 0
were u trying to be funny or something at the time... if so... fail
markrrrrr 0
Wow, you suck. :(
SlapThatBitch 0
Oh, you totally deserved this shit. Hahahahaha!!!
KeriRox407 0
YDI for not minding your business. Though, it was an honest mistake. Some people just can't tell the difference between drunk, loud mouths and mentally challenged adults. At a grocery store. My advice: Don't open your mouth to speak unless asked! :P ~K
gurlucrazy 0
not an fml, dearest, i cant say that ur life is awful, nor that you deserved it... because theres really nothing to be deserved here
tiftif567 0
think before you speak if Its possible for you to think
Unterweltchaos 0
I hope you die OP.
newburton13 26
Have you ever met someone who's mentally challenged?